What annoying question does your SO ask you, over and over?

[Heckity]

@Doctor_Jackson

I swear I’m hgoing to open a chain of restaturants named “Anywhere Will Do” “Anything’s Fine” and “I Dunno”.

I used to eat at “Someplace Else” it was great

[campp]

Not a question, but pretty much once a week when I am driving: “Don’t hit that guy!”

[Gotlift]

@Lowdown

Holy crap. Basically, it’s questions about things we’ve already talked about. Drives me insane.

Her: Are you cooking dinner?
Me: Yes! Remember this morning when you told me I was in charge of dinner tonight and I said “Ok!”?
Her: I was just making sure!

IT IS ENDLESS.

Yup!

Say we’re going out of town…
Her: “Did you get the _____?”
Me: “Yep.”
Then we leave…
Her: “Did you get the _____?” (again)
Me: “Yep!” slightly agitated
Her: “Damn! I forgot my _____! Turn around!”

It’s damn near routine now. It isn’t uncommon for us to circle the neighborhood once or twice. But, every time it happens I inevitably get reminded that I’m the one that forgot my I.D. halfway to the airport, when we were already running behind, and we damn near missed our flight after turning around for it. That was 10 years ago! SMH

[gnoitall]

@capybara

We don’t have kids, so it is just the two of us, but whenever he wants to ask whether I performed a regular task it’s always in the passive voice (to take the potential agency off himself?) like, "Did the cat get fed?" I DON’T KNOW! DID YOU FEED HIM? I haven’t… Oh, are you asking IF I FED HIM? Like, is this a mystery? Who else might have fed the cat?! Elves? Burglars? I almost always feed the cat. Acknowledge it, damn it.

OTOH, the highlighted portion is patently absurd. If I’m asking you if the cat’s been feed, you can safely bet that I haven’t fed the cat… otherwise, I’d know. Because I don’t sleep-feed my pets, or suffer from anterograde amnesia, or Korsakoff’s Syndrome.

I sense your low-grade rage is not really based on your SO’s choice of passive voice in asking questions. shrug

[gnoitall]

@overlyverbose

Also, “How do you [insert any cooking-related task where instructions are located on the package]?”

And, "How do I light a fire under our children?

See, until the rest of that second paragraph, I was worried that “lighting a fire under our children” was another example of “How do you [do cooking-related task]”.

Reading comprehension is good.

[KarlGauss]

‘Something stinks. Did you fart?’