I’m thinking things like SXSW, Burning Man, Coachella, San Diego Comic-con. What other annual events am I missing if I want to stay edgy and hip?
Go to Punxsutawney for Groundhog Day, but go ironically.
Those are all played out. The real hipsters are going on Disney cruises, attending timeshare conventions, and ironically joining ISIS.
Pshhhh, ISIS is so last week. Alaskan cruises and IS for me.
You should never, ever say “hip”. Not even ironically.
What should I say?
No idea. But my mom says hip, so I’m pretty sure it’s not hip.
you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off.
If you are TRYING to be edgy and hip, you aren’t.
Hiip. It’s the Swedish version, you probably haven’t heard of it.
The Kielbasa Fest in Plymouth PA
The Sauerkraut Days in Henderson MN
https://www.you tube.com/watch?v=ljl4KHO-6HA
Bean Blossom Bikerfest in Indiana
https://www.you tube.com/watch?v=wrnnMDCyvFA
Phoenix Phall Phunfest at Knoebels Amusement Park PA
I have Including the majestik møøse A Møøse once bit my sister… No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink
Good luck staying edgy and hip! Another decade or so, and you’ll be wearing your pants with the belt around your chest, eating supper at 4:30 p.m., and grousing about “these kids today…”
IOW, time’ll take its course. Practice in the mirror saying, “And get off my lawn!”
The National Polka festival is the big event for edgy hipsters this year:
http://www.nationalpolkafestival.com/polkamusic.html
Whatever you do, stay far away from any event in Austin, Portland, OR or NYC (especially Brooklyn). Those places are finished and completely dead to the smart set now. Think more Cincinnati, Albuquerque or Portland, Maine.
There is still probably time for you to get tickets to this year’s Peeper Celebration in Big run PA. A two-story coffee house slam full of beret-wearing beatniks snorting reefer and listening to that jazz music isn’t half that hip.
No, you’re thinking about høp.
Edgy is so last year. The truly hip go to The Boring Conference.
In what universe is Comic-Con “edgy and hip”? Nerdy and uncool, I could see.