What are all these kinds of music?!?!

I… don’t get it. I’m 21 years old. I can successfully explain World War I and II, the resulting Cold War, and why Communism failed in Eastern Europe. I know how to fish and hunt and could (with some difficulty) survive in the wold for a time. I can perform first aid. I can diagnose most problems in your PC and usually fix them.

But I cannot for the life of me figure out what all these bloody types of music are!

Acid?
Alternative?
AlternRock?
Avant-gard?
Bebop?
Christian Rap? (Well, OK, I can identify this because in this one the rapper are talking about God and not “Ho’s” and cash.)
Gothic?
Hard Rock?
Industrial?
Metal?
New Age?
New Wave?
Pop?
Progressive?
Punk?
Psychadelic?
Oldies? (well, what is considered an oldie, anyway?)
Rave?
R&B?
Rock?
Techno?

Have a browse around www.allmusic.com - they list a lot of genres and you can get a decent (obviously subjective) description of them and examples of bands.

Thanks you very much!

Many are just sub-genres of other styles. Hard rock, metal, alternative, new wave & punk could be classified as forms of Rock. Each one is not necessarily a specific style of music, but more of a variation, or combination.

I’ve always been biased against allmusic because they interviewed me a couple times for an editing position, and didn’t hire me. :mad:

You have to be kidding on some of these. Unless you’re hiding under a rock with no TV or radio and listen only to classical and opera…

Acid - Late '60s psychadelic rock - supposedly enhanced acid trips for those who were interested in having them.

Alternative - Not popular enough to be “mainstream”, but very popular especially on college campuses - REM and U2 are often referred to as bordering on “alternative”, the Cure is a very successful “alternative” group, I don’t listen to much of this style, so I don’t have any good band names to throw at you.

AlternRock - Beats me - one would assume it’s alternative that has a harder edge and leans more toward rock.

Avant-gard - um, yeah

Bebop - a particular style of jazz, not sure what defines it

Christian Rap - yeah, right

Gothic - some alternative, some industrial. Appeals to the Goth crowd, hence the name. Varies by which Goth individual you ask - just find someone wearing black lipstick and lots of black cloting with their hair dyed black and pale, pale skin and listen to what they’re listening to.

Hard Rock - Guitar-and-drum driven rock and roll - there’s sure to be a rock station in your local radio market that plays hard rock (sometimes referred to as “album rock” but that’s a stupid name for it). Examples include Van Halen, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, etc.

Industrial - Need help with this one…I know it when I hear it…

Metal - a step beyond Hard Rock, leaning toward heavier, repetitive drum and guitar work, lots of guitar “power chords”, lots of heavy distortion on the guitars. Examples: Metallica, Ozzy Osbourne/Black Sabbath. Has been losing popularity gradually since the '90s, but still going.

New Age - Airy, atmospheric, relaxing sounds, lots of synthesized instruments/vocals. Not my cup of tea. Examples: some Enya, Yanni, etc… Go to a music store. Browse under “New Age”, you’ll get the idea.

New Wave - the precursor to Alternative, began to appear in the early '80s. Kate Bush, Devo, Adam Ant, David Bowie, etc.

Pop - Short for “popular” - the current mainstream music in any given time period. Current pop music includes Britney Spears, Back Street Boys, Missy Elliott, Justin Timberlake. Varies by decade - in the '60s, the Beatles were “Pop”, in the '50s, Buddy Holly was “Pop”, in the '40s Glenn Miller and Tommy Dorsey were pop. Music stores usually have an extensive “Pop” section.

Progressive - Not alternative enough to be alternative, not mainstream enough to be pop.

Punk - Rebellious, loud, and frantic. The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, The Clash, etc… Green Day tries very hard to be Punk, but they just don’t quite make it. The music style that brought the world green mohawks and the mosh pit.

Psychadelic - similar to “Acid” - like, wow, man…

Oldies - You’re kidding, right? Popular music from the '50s, '60s and early '70s. Elvis, the Righteous Brothers, Jefferson Airplane, Derek and the Dominoes, Eddie Cochran, the Beatles, Aretha Franklin, etc… Covers several categories, including acid/psychadelic, hard rock, pop, R&B, etc. Disco is not included in “oldies”.

Rave - techno dance music, popular at clandestine dance clubs known as “raves”, hence the name. Often created by the DJ at the rave - you will not find a “Rave” section at your local music store.

R&B - Definition changes depending on the decade, name is an abbreviation for “Rhythm and Blues” although current R&B has little to do with Blues music. '50/'60s: Ray Charles, James Brown, Sam and Dave, Aretha Franklin. '90s/today: Nelly, TLC, R Kelly. Most music stores have an “R&B” section.

Rock - Like hard rock, only not as hard, unless it is as hard, then it is as hard. Still usually guitar driven, the “standard” rock band includes guitar, bass, drums, and sometimes keyboards plus a vocalist. C’mon, there is no way that you don’t know what “rock” is. Listen to the radio - you’re bound to have a rock station in your city. Or browse through the “Rock” section at your local music store.

Techno - as the name implies, technology based dance music. Lots of synth, sampled instruments, drum machine rhythms.

Everyone else, feel free to contradict me or add better examples than I came up with…

Music does not fit neatly into these categories - one person’s rock could be another person’s metal, pop can be progressive if your tastes run that direction, and some artists will include five or six music styles on a single album depending on what mood they’re in when they write the songs. Some artists change categories as their style develops over the years. U2 started out skirting the edges of punk and new wave, dipped into rock and pop later on, made a pass at alternative, and now flit around the edges of all of the above. David Bowie has been psychadelic, new wave, pop and rock at various times.

Pop?
Progressive?
Punk?
Psychadelic?
Oldies? (well, what is considered an oldie, anyway?)
Rave?
R&B?
Rock?
Techno?

Whoops - sloppy cut-and-paste job. Sorry.

Pre 1960?

Some oldies stations define it as anything older than 15 years.

I’d like to elaborate on progressive rock since it’s one of my favorite genres. Progressive rock usually consists of longer songs (more than five minutes, sometimes longer than 20 minutes) in which the lyrical segments are often interspersed with long and complex instrumental segments exhibiting more technical, varied note progressions (hence "progressive). Prime examples of prog rock include Yes, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Rush and Genesis (all of these being 70s-era bands when prog was in its prime). Some more recent examples of progressive rock include Dream Theater and Tool (though Tool is more often thought of as a hard rock or heavy metal band).

Yeah, I’m not sure I’d call Tool progressive.

That was th real problem with it. For some people it seems to refer to just a few bands, for others it means anything from 1950 to 1985!

1985! We’ve got to get back to the future!

Incidentally, I haven’t been under a rock, but I’ve never paid much attention to the music scene. Sometimes a given song or band would catch my eye.

What about ska and reggae and rockabilly? Familiar with those? Or have I just caused further confusion? :wink:

Just to clear things up, World Eater, I didn’t originally ask what an oldie is, the OP did. It just showed up that way in my post due to a sloppy job of cutting and pasting when I typed my reply…

I like Classic Rock stations, but don’t like Oldies stations. Oldies seem to be older than classics.

What is industrial? I don’t think we should even go there. There has been a 10 year long argument about this on Rec.Music.Industrial for the most part. There are many diverse types of music all lumped into Industrial, and the following bands have all been described as such:

Throbbing Gristle (invented the term, I believe)
Einsturzende Neubauten
Ministry
Skinny Puppy
Nine Inch Nails
Front Line Assembly
Front 242

And then there are the newer ones that can be pure electronic, more dance-oriented stuff (Covenant, Hocico, Haujobb, Leæther Strip) to more rock-with-synths-or-samples stuff (Hate Dept., Chemlab, 16 VOLT).

In conclusion, I dunno. Pick the wrong description, though, and your libel to experience someone’s wrath.

I was curious about what rockabilly was as well, and I found that a local bowling alley hosts a “Rock-n-Bowl” at which a (usually rockabilly) band plays for 3 hours from 11-2 a.m. A lot of it sounds the same: fast swing rhythm with twangy guitars and a slapped bass. “Blue Suede Shoes” is a popular song of that genre.

If I may tag on a question, has anyone heard of Christian jazz? Just wondering if someone has thought of it.

Avant-Garde is a form of jazz which is free and experimental. Some great jazz musicians including John Coltrane played (at one time or another) what would be considered avant-garde. It usually has no structure or melody. Just aimless noodling (or a glorious story put to sound). If you want a good example of avant-garde, get Miles Davis’s Bitches Brew. Either a brilliant masterpiece or something to run over with your car.

Acid jazz is a type of fusion jazz. It is funky, but not in the context of P-Funk. Hard to define without listening to it. Listen to The Charlie Hunter Trio or Galactic for Acid Jazz.

John Coltrane would be Christian jazz, I guess. His CD A Love Supreme was an ode to god through his music. Hella CD, though.

Yah, that’s pretty much it, “fast swing rhythm with twangy guitars and slapped bass.” Fans of this genre of music generally dress in a modern/punk 50s look. Two tone shoes, flame patterns, dice patterns, cherries.
Check out Reverend Horton Heat. Great rockabilly band.

Ironically enough, U2 is widely considered the most popular band in the world. Alternative was only “Alternative” for about 5 minutes but somehow it has managed to keep it’s name all these years.

I believe it got its name by being the alternative to the hair rock of the 1980’s which is further proof of how dated the term is.