I just suddenly realized how fulfilled I am in life.
The ONLY thing in this entire thread that I’ve never done is “see Titanic.”
Yes. I’ve skydived, been arrested, and traveled to Spain…
I’ve never eaten a steak. Not even one bite.
The only thing I got is that I’ve never eaten Ramen before. The super cheap college-kid staple Ramen (not the real stuff).
Never felt the need to in both college AND grad school.
Never tweeted or texted.
Never ate Spam or a Twinkie.
Never played a video game.
Never saw a gun, except in a cop’s holster.
Never had sex with a woman.
But dear god, don’t ask me about the things I HAVE done.
Too much fun, that’s news to me
Too much fun, there must be
A whole lotta things that I never done
But I ain’t never had too much fun.
- Commander Cody and His Lost Plant Airmen
::shoves Czarcasm into the pool::
I never said I never tried, but I sink to the bottom every time. I sink in cold water, hot water, salt water…hell, I went to the Great Salt Lake and sank.
Oh dear. ::hauls Czarcasm back out of the pool::
I thought of another one: I’ve never played a game of checkers. Every other common board game, but never checkers.
Never lived on my own
Never lived in an apartment
Never changed a baby
Never fed a baby
Never broke a bone
Never sprained anything
Never balanced a checkbook (tried, but failed)
Never grew roses in the garden
Never waxed a floor
Never owned a cat
Never grasped math higher than high school algebra
Never attended a deathbed
Never attended a professional football, basketball, or soccer game
I have never:
- drunk tea or coffee
- smoked anything (i.e. cigarettes, cannabis)
- used illegal drugs
- learnt to drive
- ridden a horse (I have ridden a camel and an elephant though
) - used social media (no tweets,no texts, no Facebook, no Linkedin etc.)
- watched Titanic
- worn jeans
I’ve never had Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz and Lucille LeSueur in my kitchen.
I’ve never seen a Godfather movie. My brother assures me this makes me a freak.
I’ve never water skied. I’ve been dragged around half the lakes in Texas with two slats strapped to my feet by a holding on to a rope tied to a boat with a maniac at the wheel. Usually a cousin. I have suffered lake water enemas from Texhoma to Boerne. I have glubbed down mouthfuls of Lake Waco and Lake Thomas. But I have never managed to ski.
I’ve never smoked a cigarette but I have smoked a cigar.
I’ve never flown in an airplane but I have flown in a helicopter.
If I’ve ever changed a baby’s diaper I don’t remember doing it, I managed to make myself scarce when that task came up when my nieces were little.
You’ll never become Dr. Mrs. The Monarch with that attitude.
You can also grass ski and sand ski. Neither of which I’ve done.
I’ve never lived alone
I have never
-Been Snow Skiing. (have been water, grass, sand, and rock skiing. the last one was not overly fun)
-Seen Titanic.
-Flown in an airplane
-Been outside the United States.
-Been more than 500 miles from my place of birth.
-Been more than 2 states away from my place of birth.
-Seen a full episode of “Friends”.
-Read a MMP without smiling at least once. (Sometimes its just from seeing certain usernames and being glad they are still around.)
-Belz
Wow. This may be a contender.
mmm
I have never:
Tried a cigarette.
Taken an illegal drug.
Had an “Energy Drink”
Lied to my wife.
Understood why my brother listens to Hip Hop.
Never coffee is pretty crazy, but never jeans has to be the winner. Are you allergic to denim?
Me neither. Nor England, nor Heaven. But I’ve been to Oklahoma.
On the whole, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.
Really? In what sense ?
As in
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman …”
or
as in
Woody Allen’s quote
"Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love. "