Because the robot arm is all you need?
Good for you for not letting yourself fall into the same trap as the rest of your family. If I had had the backbone to do that as a teen/young adult it would have made my life during my 20s a hell of a lot easier.
I’ve never done any of those things. Nor have I ever
- skied (snow or water)
- dove into water
- ridden a motorcycle
- had sex with anyone except my wife
I have never been in Cliff Clavin’s kitchen.
Oklahoma… not Arizona?
Joking aside, I’ve done and experienced a lot during my years on the planet. I understand that I only get one trip through here… I’m going to experience all i can, while I can.
That being said, I’ve not tweeted nor jumped from a plane. Yet.
What’s wrong with golf? I mean I get it you said “it doesn’t interest me” but to say “won’t be caught dead?” That’s a pretty serious statement.
I’m going to Vegas this September for vacation. I’m not a gambler either, but that has nothing to do with anything. Las Vegas has some of the greatest shows, hotels, pools, and other wonders in the USA. I can’t wait and it’s quite possible I’ll never bet a single penny.
I would theorize that most people who try to read the Bible from beginning to end would find it unbearable. You have to take in to consideration when the books were written, and why. They books of the Bible were written in different languages - literally and figuratively. Worse case scenario, one should use a study Bible, best case take a Bible study class.
Is it all fish sandwiches you don’t like, or just the McDonalds’ one?
Just curious, why not? Victim of circumstance, or personal choice?
I’ve never had a headache.
I’ve had pain in my head, usually from getting punched in it, but I’ve never had what I understand to be a “headache.”
Flown on any kind of aircraft. Yep, never been off the ground.
Me either. Not even a sip. Closest I came was accidentally eating coffee flavored ice cream.
Eaten a beet.
Touched a gun.
Been fired.
Watched an episode of Friends.
Sat through an entire sports game from beginning to end (baseball, football, basketball, ice hockey, soccer, et al.).
I have never:
Listened to a song from Hamilton.
Drank coffee.
Swum.
Driven a car.
Been drunk.
Partaken of recreational drugs.
I could go on. For example, I also have not eaten a muffin. Or a doughnut. Or most other foods.
I think you mean “… someone who claims never to have masturbated”. 
I got nothing but a vote for the thread winner—never worn jeans, thus far. I can’t even imagine.
i.e. every 12 to 20 year old guy in existence.
I could almost claim to have never drunk a cup of coffee (small sips were enough to convince me that I didn’t like it), but for one incident:
I was at a Thai restaurant with some friends, and I’d heard that Thai tea (served cold with milk) was good, so I ordered some. I got a glass of a beige-ish liquid, and tried it. It tasted really bad, and I concluded that I just didn’t like Thai tea, but I had ordered it, and I was thirsty, so I finished it. Only to find when the waitress brought our bill that she had accidentally given me Thai coffee instead: No wonder it tasted so bad!
Never had my wisdom teeth come out, because they never came in.
another one for me. except in my case I didn’t need mine pulled because they all came in straight.
Me too.
All of my kids needed at least two pulled, though.
Calls to mind the words of Dr. Samuel Johnson, when served a cup of some indeterminate and not-nice liquid: “If this is tea, bring me coffee; of if coffee, bring me tea.”
Oh, I’ve been to Nice and the isle of Greece, while I sipped champagne on a yacht. I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I’ve got. I’ve been undressed by kings, and I’ve seen some things that a woman ain’t s’posed to see. I’ve been to paradise …
But I’ve never been to me.