Eggs
Pasta
Cereal
bananas
That’s what i live on, well milk for the cereal too i guess, and then whatever my mom makes… yeah actually those are just the major part of my 1 meal a day. It starts in the morning and ends when i got to sleep 
I MUST have
- Crystal Light Iced Tea. ( Ilive off this stuff, the only tea I love.)
- Butter
- Lemon
- Popcorn
- chicken
- rice (boil in bag, I can’t cook it regular without it getting mushy)
- double stuff oreos ( my husband has to have these…)
- clam sauce in a can (easy meal)
Hot chocolate
beef ramen noodles
cheese
granola bars
chicken and stars soup
strawberry and cream cheese pastries
tang
kool aid
hot tea
Peanut butter
Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes
Dorito’s
ice cream (I have 5 different flavors right now, plus ice cream bars and ice cream sandwiches)
popcorn
cheese
Freschetta frozen 3 meat pizza. Banquet chicken nuggets, which I dip into Kraft bold & spicy original BBQ sauce. Sour cream and onion Pringles. Maruchan instant Lunch chicken flavor ramen noodles. Hot Pockets in the following varieties: Pepperoni pizza, ham & cheese, Philly cheese steak, beef & cheddar, barbeque, cheeseburger, and of course, meatballs & mozzerella.
Needless to say, I’m a bachelor.
The only thing that counts is animal crackers.
If I have them around, the kids are quiet and there’s peace in the house.
Altoids and granola bars.
And dorm food, which is basically the same thing and defies description. Good weight loss plan, it is.
Potatos, onions and massive amounts of beef.
Hailing from Brooklyn (well not at the moment, but in spirit) and observing fellow Brooklynites discerning tastes when it comes to rice (Basmati, what other kind. Only heathens and backsliding cannibals eat any other kind. Unless its fried in a resto.) I submit:
Basmati rice
Various kinds of pasta depending on random selections
Vache qui rit. (slightly ashamed)
French Bread
Nectarines
Peppers
Onions, every kind under the sun. Love the little bastards.
Cheap wine, bottle a day preferably.
Mustard for the late night mustard and saltine sandwiches. No I can not explain how this came about.
- mac and cheese
- Chef Boyardee ravioli
- one unopened bottle of Strawberry Melon flavoured Clearly Canadian in the fridge at all times
- Coke if i can afford it, RC Cola if i can’t
Things I must have:
- Chamomile tea–can’t live without it! I even carry some in my bag with me at all times. Nice calmer-downer.
1.5 Coffee. May be more important than #1, but not at night. - Plain bagels.
- Celery.
- Peanut butter, for numbers 2&3.
- Popcorn.
I could live off those 5 forever!
(checks pantry)
Let’s see…
I got my iced tea, my vitamins, and my aspirin.
YEP! All set!
big, delicious tomatoes
spinach
lemons and garlic salt(for the spinach)
pepperidge farm sesame sticks
old bay bagels
coke
grenadine
gin
those are the must haves (even though i am out of the first five at the moment…)
We start to get nervous if we run out of:
garlic
onions
rice
potatoes
tomatoes, canned, various types &/or fresh tomatoes
chicken
salad stuff
peppers
fruit juice
sour cream
bagels and cream cheese
chicken broth
fresh veggies, especially brocoli
frozen veggies, especially peas
coffee, for her
dark beer and ginger ale for me. (not at the same time)
We also have more herbs and spices than a human should be allowed to own.
Did I mention garlic?
Dang… I thought I was the only one who did that. Baloney, pickles, cheese (once per blue moon), spagetti sauce…
Hm. I’d say overall, tho, Ham and ramen noodles are staples in my diet.
And your point is?
Mmm…
Most importantly: Rice. (optional Soy Sauce and pepper)
Second most importantly: Midori.
Third most importantly: Take a wild guess.
Fourth most importantly: Nicotene.
I’m so healthy, it’s awesome. Oh, and who can forget the continuous flow of coffee? And I suppose that water is pretty good, too…and outside of those few substances of (non)nutrition - nothing else matters.
Hmmmm…D’OH! Nuts, I thought those would be on Homer’s list!
pizza and Coke.
coffee, veggie burgers, soy sausages, fat free anything, and last but not least Bud Light…