If the bible was for and about zombies (and I’m not toally convinced it isn’t), what commandments would be on the tablets?
Honor thy Father’s and Mother’s BRAAAIIINZZZ!
If the bible was for and about zombies (and I’m not toally convinced it isn’t), what commandments would be on the tablets?
Honor thy Father’s and Mother’s BRAAAIIINZZZ!
Thou shalt not eat thy fellow zombie.
Thou shalt covet (and summarily devour) they neighbor’s brains.
Remember the Day of the Dead and keep it holy.
Thou shalt have no other zombies before you (shuffle a little faster).
IMO the number one one is (because why WOULDNT they do it?)
Thou shall not run.
Thou shalt not take the lord’s name in BRAINS!
Honour thy father and mother, for they are especially delicious.
Thou shalt not covet brazed brains. Raw ones are much more delicious.
Thou shall not steal BRAAAAAAAINZZZZZZ
Thou shalt not speak, unlesseth it is to speaketh thy Holy Word, BRAINS.
Thou shalt not rendth and cheweth thy victims flesh without giving a Moan to the almighty Zombie who brought you to this enlightened state.
Thou shalt not change clothes.
Thou shalt rot.
Thou shalt not commit adultery, for no one really wants to see zombie sex.
Thou shalt commit murder, if it means more braiiiiiiins to eat.
Thou shalt shamble.
Thou shalt relentlessly hunt thy prey.
Thou shalt pursue curvaceous young women whenever possible.
Thou shalt corner thy prey in an abandoned mall, mountain cabin, castle or other such isolated place.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, for thou shalt not speak much at all, but for thy constant refrain, “Braiiiiiiiiins!”
Thou shalt pay no heed to thy fellow zombie who is decapitated or has his head blown clear off, unless thou shalt turn and immediately feast on his braiiiiiiins.
Brains.
Brains.
Brains.
Brains.
Remember the laws of physics and thou art bound by them regardless of what the director seems to think.
Brains.
Brains.
No loitering.
Brains.
Do unto others as you would have brains…
Rule 34.
Does that include the “head giving head” scene in RE-ANIMATOR?
I actually got my best girl buddy to watch the movie by telling her there was such a scene! She is so cool!