What are those unspeakable truths but too afraid to say them)

“Cannibalism under the right conditions is a perfectly acceptable way to survive.”

“A minstral show would be very entertaining, in spite of the stereotypes.”

“Girls really DO have cooties.”

Moderator’s Notes: I think we’ve seen enough here.

Even though Columbine shootings were horrific, there must have been some jocks around the nation that thought twice before beating up that nerd. After all, the nerd might snap. With horrific results. Of course, this doesn’t justify them.

Um…Ok, you got any evidence there Mr. Bill Reecio?
Or did you friends in the funny sheets tell you this?

A few of you are wanted over here (ladyfoxfyre, tarpal, and the ass who started this thread):

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=133162

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=132914