Shag aloo paneer. With garlic naan, and maybe some samosas.
sob
Oh man, Indian food, I didn’t even think of that. I just ate a bowl of spaghetti with butter and pepper and a handful of pistachios.
Maybe a nice hefeweizen, some place where you can sit outside and people watch.
I am sooo ready for some proper eating.
Sure, here I read today’s column on placenta stew, and then I see this thread’s title, and I’m thinking, “What poor taste!”
Since, I’m eating, I’m not craving anything. Except sex.
Chocolate.
Oatmeal scotchies
My husband still has some Easter candy in the fridge - I ate mine long ago, but his is still sitting there - taunting me - especially his chocolate covered peanut butter bunny. I am craving this so badly it hurts. 
Shrimp creole.
Crawfish etouffee.
More lobster tails like they gave us on the cruise ship last week.
Rare tuna steak, coated with crushed peppercorns and drizzled with a ginger-and-shallots sauce.
Some Vidalia onions, don’t much care how they are cooked.
…dang you, now I’m hungry!
Maybe some really good Chinese food. General Tso’s chicken, fried meat dumplings and an egg roll from our favorit place.
but for that first dinner on R&R I think I want homey comfort food.
Here’s what I’m thinking:
Medium-rare T-bone, thick cut grilled on the barbeque. First I’ll rub it with a little kosher salt and cracked pepper so it is crunchy.
Corn on the cob also grilled
Asparagus, not too overcooked
Hefeweizen in a chilled glass with a slice of lemon in it
Baked potato
Garlic bread
Key lime pie
Start dinner late afternoon so that we’re done eating right around sun down. Sit on the front porch having a margarita, wave to the neighbors, my dog is going gnawing on the T-bone next to me. My wife and I are reading the Washington Post and it’s like I never went away.
What’s that, Hal? Sheep?
Sorry…
Um, I crave pizza right now. Pepperoni pizza.
And sex.
But not sex with a pizza…even if it DOES have pepperoni!
A bag of crank and a blow job.
Sex. Then a nap. Then maybe more sex, depending if there’s morning wood. And if needed after that, another nap.
Poutine. I’ve been craving it for eight years now.
A real souvlaki.
Some goulash soup.
As far as I can tell, I’m at least a thousand miles away from any of these, so I’ll be craving them for quite awhile.
Some of those sticky gooey cinnamon bun things.
Chocolate. Not just a little chocolate, a LOT OF CHOCOLATE! And really good chocolate. A whole Toblerone chocolate bar. Or two. Followed by a Dove dark chocolate bar. Yeah, chocolate.
Girlfriend Chicken. (sautee a couple of chicken breasts, cheap cream of chicken and mushroom soup thinned with whole milk as a sauce, either add rice or pour over egg noodles). To make this I would have to go somewhere and buy chicken, and I don’t wanna.
Steak. Really, some kind of tasty protein in a general sort of way.
For the record: I had hot pockets and chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream for dinner. I feel nasty. 
Xiao long bao (dumpling with soup inside - really rich). Lobster. Something really, really spicy. Garlic bread.
I crave a massage.
Peanut butter. I’m always, always craving peanut butter. So much so that we don’t keep it in the house because I will eat it all, with a spoon, right from the jar until it’s gone, or I’m stuffed.
**Stuff that I’d maybe eat if there weren’t so many calories in them: **
chex mix… with lots of garlic and salt and stuff and not too much oil
hummus… mmmmm… hummus… or baba ganouj with either carrot sticks or cherry tomatoes
pretzels… the big hard sourdough kind or the soft kind you’d get at the ballgame. but not the dinky little ones and not the grade school soft pretzels that always seem to be coated in slime
bagels… soft, chewy plain bagels or bagels with some kind of seed on them… either toasted from the grocery store or untoasted from St. Louis BreadCo or from Dunkin Donuts. Never with any spread.
guacamole… creamy, spicy, and soooooo fatty. With lots of onion.
Things I would eat if they were not made of dead animals (and were not so fattening)
Shrimp… cashew shrimp, shrimp cocktails, shrimp linguine, shrimp lo mein, anything with shrimp is my friend.
Sesame Chicken… and empress chicken and general tso’s chicken and kung pao chicken… I hate chicken in everything but chinese food, it seems.
prosciutto… maybe with some mozzarella (which I don’t eat either. but I want some!)
Things I would eat if I ate dairy and/or sugar
Ice cream… pumpkin flavor, butter pecan, cookies and cream, peanut butter cup, or mint chocolate chip
Ted Drewes (frozen custard)… apple pie flavor, terramizzou, peanut butter cookie, whatever the heck else they have there…
A root beer float.
Pizza! With tons of melted cheese on it… maybe a mushroom pizza or an olive pizza or a fancy-type one with stuff like artichoke hearts on it.
a kit-kat bar
pumpkin pie
apple pie
peach pie…
Non-food stuff
A vacation/day off/weekend to myself
A way out of doing all the stuff I don’t want to do
A summer vacation like a normal kid
Dance
Amen!
Well, not so much the crank specifically. But I’ll take it after the blowjob, I guess, if it’s free. Not before, cause the blowjob would never get finished…