What are you gonna be for Halloween?

You could always be another Borg.

The Borg don’t have entrance requirements for their society. I understand they’ll take anyone.

I thought it would be fun to get another person to play a Borg. Both of us would have costumes with lots of fake gold plating on them.

We’d be Two Borg Gold.

This year’s Trunk or Treat theme for me is Alice In Wonderland. I’ll be reviving my role of the Queen of Hearts, from a costume I bought some 10 years ago for an Alice-themed party. My friend’s mom will be the White Rabbit and I’ll have other props such as a Cheshire Cat doll, a Mat Hatter hat, a backwards-moving clock and an upside-down mirror.

I would prowl the perimeter of our property (or shop at Kroger) in a plague doctor costume, but it’s so 2020.