Bar in Missouri
– Chez When
also
– Dodge Bail Bonds
(graphics on the side of a Dodge van)
and
– Viscosity Oil Company
Restaurant in WI
– I’m Here
Hey, I was going to post that!
You probably can’t tell from that picture, but there is a picture of two very happy bears on that sign. Hugging or something. 
Truck accessories store located in Orange County, CA: ** Mother Truckers **
Think I’ve posted these before, but:
Wreck-a-Mended (auto repair/body shop)
Edifice Wrecks (building demo)
Favorite real business name in my city: formerly “Amorphous Hair Design”, now “Amorphous Salon”.
Someone really needs to tell them what “amorphous” means …
This morning, I walked past The Dumb Coq in downtown Honolulu.
I don’t remember the name of the business but a delivery-van pulled up alongside me at the lights once, it had a tagline written on the side:
“If it wasn’t for blinds it would be curtains for all of us”
(selling window-blinds of course!)
A pie shop in Estes Park, CO, called You Need Pie. My kids agreed that indeed they did.
The Lickity Split in Lima, Ohio. I was initially told it was a gay bar, but it turns out it was just a diner with a fun name.
That’s what I’d call a curtain place: It’s Curtains For You.
Two Guys Stripping.
Mike’s Steel Erections (their slogan is “We get it up.”)
Dog grooming place in Portland, OR (I think) called High Maintenance Bitch.
More of a slogan than a name but a local septic tank cleaner named Brown on the side of his trucks:
If it don’t go down, call Brown.