What are your favorite songs by fake bands?

If The Dukes of Stratosphear is a fake band, then anything off the album Psonic Psunspot.

e.g. Little Lighthouse.

No mention yet of the greatest “fake” band of all time?
The Blues Brothers

What do you mean? Spinal Tap’s been mentioned a bunch of times.

As have The Monkees.

I’m surprised there’s only been one mention of Flight of the Conchords.

My personal fav… http://youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64
YouTube - Flight Of The Conchords - The Humans Are Dead

“There are no more elephants.”

“There is no more unethical treatment of elephants either.”

(teeny bit NSFW - one bad word)

Well, there are classics, and then there are “classics”.

Eep Op Ork Ah Ah

Well now that grand theft auto 4 is out. this is a good time to mention a great song from Gta 3 “Good Thing” by Whatever.

What, no love for the Strangeloves and the original version of “I Want Candy”?

“Candy on the beach, there’s nothing better
But I like candy when it’s wrapped in a sweater”

Man of Constant Sorrow? It’s a traditional song, recorded many times by many, many artists. However, the Soggy Bottom Boys are, of course, fake, though the singing in the movie O Brother Where Art Thou? was done by Dan Tyminski of Union Station, Allison Krauss’ band.

The replies here have brought a lot of memories back. Forgot all about Bad News (“For you, and you, and you, and YOUUUU!!”) and Billy & the Boingers. But, like everyone else, I’d have to give the nod to the Tap.

Three Small Words rocks, too. There’s a lot of good songs in that movie. In fact the only one I don’t really like is their version of the title song. Which isn’t bad, even, but I just prefer Juliana Hatfield and Tonya Donelly’s version of the J&tPC theme from Saturday Morning’s Greatest Hits.

Another nomination…

God Knows… by ENOZ from a later episode of The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi. (May have been the last episode, but a) it’s been nearly a year since I watched it, and b) the order of the series is deliberately messed up, making it difficult to remember the order without the episodes in front of me.)

First thing I thought of was this: U + Me = Us (Calculus)

Well, i’ve never been good at history
And i don’t give a crap about robert e. lee
When it comes to cosines,
I know a thing or two
And i kicked ass on the test about me and you

There’s a terrific cover of this song by a “real” band - The Dickies.

The video of the two idiots accompanying the song is highly optional.

That is one my very favorite lyrics ever, as it skewers the “depth” of Lennon’s lyrics.

Team America - Only a Woman

I need this
I need love
I need you
I don’t need one hearbeat
I need two

There’s an emptiness I need to fill
And only one emptiness will do

Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you’re a woman

I like rain, I like ham
I like you
You’re around, you’re right here
So you’ll do

I’m gonna tell you how much I love your mind
But it simply isn’t true

Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to do what you’re doing right now
All I ask is that you’re a woman

And on saturdays when I’ve been partying hard
And it’s 4 in the morning, and I’m on my fith tab of E
that’s the only time I don’t even care if you are a woman

Right now
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can do it just the right way
Only a woman
Should be doing that right now
I just want you to be a woman
Please just be a woman
Or a man…

Also, “Nightman” from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I can’t remember the name of the band they were in.

Nightman sneak in me spider inside my trees I think I love you. You make me wanna cry you make me wanna die, I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you Nightman

Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms you pin me down and I try to fight you, to come inside me and fill me up. and I become the Nightman

Just two men sharing the night, It might seem wrong but its just right, Its just two men sharing each other, just two men like loving brothers.

one on top and one on bottom, one inside and one is out. one is screaming he is so happy, the other screaming a passionate shout its the nightman

The feeling so wrong and rightman
The feeling so wrong and rightman

I can fight you man, when you come inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and I become the Niiiiight, the passionate passionate Nightman

Wasn’t “Steely dan” a made -up band? Studio musicians?