21 years old
Blonde curly hair that falls below my shoulders
Brown eyes
Pale skin… hey Im irish:p
124lbs
5’3’’
thats about it
All that and you’re also a gay slut? So Qazzz, how you doin’?
Personally I’ve always been opposed to stats on philosophical grounds, but that was before a number of Dopers told me I’m “hot.” I still don’t see it myself but you can judge for yourself. Anyways:
Male
6’1"
220 or thereabouts
Brown hair
Hazel eyes
Usually clean-shaven, although sporting some growth today
Hairy chest, nice calves
Did I mention single?
Female
17
Around 5’7"
112 or so pounds
Chin length layered brown hair
Blue/grey eyes
I’ve been told I have perfect teeth (thanks, braces!)
Been told I could be a fingernail model (?)
Tan but getting pale
Size 7 shoe
And there’s your basic roadkiller.
Female
5’11"
Blonde highlights
no idea of my weight – not too fat, not too thin
Hazel eyes
Loads of freckles scattered playfully across my pert nose
17
5’4’’
Natural Blonde but my hair is navy blue. Well it was before it faded. Now its black with pale gold roots. Which makes me look balding from far away. Blah.
Brown eyes
130 but its muscles! Nice ones…
Big pouty lips! I actually don’t like them, but have recieved compliments.
Glasses.
Geez. Almost forgot to mention I was a chick!
Old
Wrinkled
Grey haired
Wears a shawl
Carries cane to wave around at punk kids
Okay, so the jig is up. I’m not sitting on my porch in a rocking chair yelling at kids whose frisbees end up on my lawn. The real skinny on me:
20
5’7"
140lbs
Black hair
Dark brown eyes. Almost black.
Brown skinned (soy negra)
Four-eyed from time to time
I’d include pics, but I don’t wanna scare anyone off. I have my personality for that. 
Red Head
Nice Rack
Puts out
I need to get some sort of macro for this…
Huh. I didn’t think those were abnormally high AD&D stats <shrug>. Maybe I should add a new stat?
Arrogance: 18/00
I call tallest so far 6’5", brown hair, pale green eyes, brown hair, somewhere about 200. And I’m 28. I’m Germanish looking. And I have 4 nipples arranged in two sets.
Male 6’00",
213 lbs
lots of dark curly hair (on my head, what were you thinking),
brown eyes,
blue tongue (I just drank a Faygo ‘Original Blueberry’ soda pop)
red sun-burnt skin on arms, elsewhere various shades of whitish-pink
I also have more than the average number of arms and legs,
Hey, I was going to post the same sort of thing, but ya beat me to it.
I’m hitting a decent .667 (4 for 6) with 0 walks, 0 extra base hits, 0 RBIs, and 3 runs scored. In the field I’ve committed 4 errors at SS, giving me a fielding percentage that’s probably lower than my batting average.
Female, 18 years of age, 5’11, blonde-red-brown hair, blue eyes, very pale due to phobia of skin cancer. I have attached ear-lobes, a broad forehead, a Southern accent, and a Cindy Crawford mole. How’s that?
.:Nichol:.
I think I’ve seen alice’s pic, and she’s a cutie.
female, 18 years old, 5’4, blondish-brown hair, green eyes, slightly tanned, long pointy nose, southern dialect (thick)…and my weight is 30 pounds less than what it was a year ago. Anything else?
male, 5’11", 18 years young, 170lbs, light brown sleepy-eyes, very short black hair and hairy arms. Used to work out but now I’ve got a job as a Lazyist in LazyCo.
I’m female.
I’m 24 years old.
I have light brown/dark blond hair and blue eyes.
I’m very fair skinned and I do not tan.
I’m 5’5".
I weigh, uh, 8 lbs. more than I did a couple months ago. Which is depressing, so I don’t feel like sharing. I’m still pretty slender, though. (I’m a size 6/8…although more of an 8 than a 6 lately.)
Happy Birthday! And, welcome to the boards. 
I totally sympathize with the burning scalp. It happens to me, too. Only, in my case, it’s because I’m bald. And, no one has ever told me I look like Laura Linney. (For which I’m grateful.)
I’ve seen those pics, and your personality ain’t the only scary thing about you! 
And, you’re only 20?! I thought it took decades to achieve the level of bitterness you’ve attained, already. By the time you’re forty, you’re going to be a walking SuperFund site. 
Male, 31 yo
6’3" 220 lbs 5% body fat
Kinda look like Brad Pitt, only much better looking
Independently wealthy
Oh, wait. Those are my personal ad stats.
Real world stats
31
5’10" 190 lbs, used to be in decent shape, but am slipping
Blond hair, green eyes
medium skin, not pale, but not dark either
Definately not independently wealthy 
Male
25
6’ 5"
170lbs~
longer than average brown hair
fair skin
dark green eyes