I just received an email “What you need is an award winning wiener, K364” - I’m on board with that, but I’m curious, what specific awards do award winning wieners get?
Would it be at the Grammy’s for “Schlong Of The Year”?
Hey, enjoy the win, here. Don’t be a dick about it.
Well, Oktoberfest is almost here… 
Must have sung “My Ding-a-Ling” in the song contest…
“You may already be a wiener!”
As the Scotsman said in the old joke, “Lad, I don’t where ya been, but I see you won first prize!”.
Dammit Anthony! You are going to have to just cut this shit out eventually.
The Scotsman
The Scotsman woke to nature’s call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what’s before his eyes
He said, “Lad I don’t know where you’ve been but I see you won first
prize”
An autographed 8x10 glossy of Oscar Mayer, suitable for framing, and a tour of the Wienermobile.
In the spirit of the Oscar, the Tony, the Grammy, and the Emmy.
I offer The SCHWEDDY!
or this if you like to show pictures
Both SFW
I would bet searching for
Hot Dog Selfie
would be interesting with Safe Search off
Some sort of ribbon at Crufts, I imagine.
A major award- perhaps a leg lamp if you’re lucky.