I accidentally sneezed at George Takei once, pretty hard, although I don’t think I actually sneezed ON him. He didn’t make a big deal over it, anyway; and graciously signed my trading card. I guess he’s probably seen it all before. George Takei is a class act.
Alright c’mon, spill yer guts.
Where?
I shook hands with Jimmy Carter once and undoubtedly there was some sort of DNA transfer, and
…blurrrrrrrruuuggggghghghghghghgh!(retch)
By the way, what is it with these celebrity thread titles and absent articles of speech? Is Ed Zotti trying to save money on electrons?
Somewhere there’s a poster of Farrah Fawcett, circa 1978, that has my boyhood DNA all over it.
Canada.
I’ve snogged an actor who’s been in a few Doctor Who spinoff episodes, as well as fairly major productions at the RSC and the National. Oh! And that great Shakespeare ReTold series the Beeb did a few years ago.
When I was three I met Leslie Nielsen (he’s golfing buddies with my grandmother) and probably goobered on him a bit.
Over the course of a year at a spiritual retreat in India, I’ve swapped humidity-fueled hug sweat with Meg Ryan, Daphne Zureiga (Spaceballs, One Tree Hill, others, though I didn’t recognize her at the time), Laura Herring (Mulhulland Drive) and Tony Robbins. Only when they flew off in their respective helicopters did I feel the twang of social disparity.
And Jessica Biel calls me up every now and then to request more… intimate services. Sure it SOUNDS cool, but it’s really starting to get to me. I mean, honestly woman, give me a break. I’m a PERSON ok, not just some sex toy for the rich and beautiful to use to fulfill their carnal desires. I have FEELINGS, dammit!
If we’re accepting the reverse, I’ve been spit upon by Little Jimmy Urine. But, really, who hasn’t he spit on?
Dare I ask what kind of fluid snog is?
Oh, I didn’t realize we’re including hand shakes. Ok, then: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, Leonard Bernstein, Stephen Sondheim, Connie Francis, Ayn Rand, Alan Greenspan and Keith Haring (Keith and I did a lot more than mere hand shaking).
I got a kiss on the cheek from Lloyd Alexander.
I guess hand shake officially count, so:
Alton Brown.
I need to get out more…
Edit: Wayyy to late to the party 
Well, I’ve shaken hands with two: Richard Nixon and Micheal Hedges.
And I got a hug from Elizabeth Montgomery.
And instead it was like,
schwing!
Pissed on racecar driver A.J. Foyt when I was an infant in 1957/58.
I once got an autograph and a hug from Broadway diva Lea Salonga.
Then I walked around Broadway in a daze until I fell over my own two feet.
Me! jealous
It’s English (as in Jolly old) for Kissing.