What body part would you sacrifice for the SDMB?

In My Humble Opinion
1

Lets say the Chicago Reader decides the best way to make some profit on these little message boards is to collect organs, hair, fingernail clippings, and other little goodies from posters and sell them on eBay. Make a body part donation, or you can’t come here anymore.

What’s the very most you would be willing to give?

I love you guys but I couldn’t part with anything that wouldn’t grow back, so the most I would give up is all my head and body hair, nails, and a pint of blood. Probably no more than that.

So, what’s the most you would be willing to pay? A finger? A toe? An eyeball?

2

I’d be willing to donate a bit of bile from time to time. Hey… I do that already.

3

I would gladly surrender my gelatinous, harpoon-scarred gut for the SDMB.

4

I’d give my hair, and my right boobie. Well, I’d only give my right boobie if somebody would start an interesting thread in MPSIMS, but that’s just me. :smiley:

Thanks, Ooner.

5

Ummm. I would give up my boobs. But there would have to be some damned fine threads here.

6

Thanks gals, but we’ve already got too many boobs on these boards! :smiley:

7

Well, then I’ll give my br… nevermind. Hair. And fingernail clippings. My blood stays where it is for now though.

Oh, and my appendix, I don’t think I really need it.

8

I’d probably give some blood, and some hair… and I’ll go with iconoplast on my appendix. I bite my fingernails, though, so no clippings… :wink: How about a toe or two, to make up for that… :slight_smile:

9

I’ll donate some of the wrinkles on my scrotum.

10

As desperately as I need it, I would consider sacrificing my appendix for the good of the Straight Dope.

Oh yeah, body hair. And I donate blood whenever I can, so I could probably throw a half liter your way or something.

11

I would be willing to donate my entire ass to whomever might benefit from it.

Believe me, this would be a HUGE sacrifice.

12

I donate part of my penis. God knows I’ve got enough to spare!

13

Yeah, Euty, but is that 'cos it’s so big, or 'cos you ain’t got much use for it? :smiley:

14

For you all, I will proudly donate my back hair. Send me the address and I’ll mail it. It should be enough to make a small rug;)

15

Hey, I gave up my sanity just to work here!

16

Don’t do it, Euty!

17

I thought at first this was another Onion link. I mean,
Musicians United to Stop Involuntary Circumcision(M.U.S.I.C.)?!?

18

I’d be willing to contribue my emerging wisdom teeth, as soon as they can be extracted. Maybe if enough Dopers donate our teeth, we’d have ivory to make a piano.

19

My ass, some teeth the dentist decided I didn’t need (lots of those) and perhaps my bum hip if I can get a new working one the same size aand shape as the bad one.

20

I’d donate literally millions of small body parts in the form of sperm.

And it would be a JOY to do so!