The latest fashion trends in armpit hair
A univseral guide for getting companies to do what they said they would.
1001 techniques for removing a ball of matted hair from the plug hole
A Fundamentalist’s Guide to Understanding Evolution.
101 Top Ski Vacations in Egypt.
How I Rigged the 2004 Ohio Vote by Kenneth Blackwell
My Confessions by Dick Cheney
Things I Wouldn’t Do by Paris Hilton
How I Won in 2008 by Mike Gravel
Me and 'Roids Broke Aaron’s Record by Bobby Bonds
Our Fifth Straight NCAA Football Championship by Mark D’Antonio
Scientology is a Fraud by Tom Cruise
The New Catholic Guide for Using Birth Control Pills by Pope Benedict
Why I Hid Being a Liberal Democrat All These Years by Rush Limbaugh
Necrophilia for Dummies
Pedophilia for Dummies
The Straight Dope for Dummies (or is that called The Pit?)
You can add Declarer Play for Dummies.
Please, anybody who remembers the thread or some keywords in it, help locate the older thread like this one where unlikely children’s book titles were explored. I seem to recall just the gist of the thread and the Key Word Searches I have tried have all failed to resurrect it. As I recall, though, it was hilarious, too.
Hell, why not:
Chapter One: Kicking It
Chapter Two: Whaling On It With A Hammer
Chapter Three: Repeatedly Running It Over
Chapter Four: Whipping It At Some Guy’s Head
etc…etc…
All those Urban Legends are True: How we Rigged Mythbusters by Jamie Hyneman
I’ve always wanted to see this CD title, but suspect I never will:
No News is Good News, the Huey Lewis solo album.
HEHAHAA!! You couldn’t be more right.
Wow, quel dommage. I got my copy of How to Start Your Own Country from them, based on Cecil’s recommendation. That was a day!
ahem The OP asked for book titles, not pamphlet titles. 
What I’d like to see:
Why I Keep Running by Ralph Nader (Foreword by George W. Bush)
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Complete Idiots by Karl Rove
•Post-Nuclear Bombing Assessment Report, (CENTCOM) Vol. 3: “Safe Houses, Bunkers, and ‘Sanctuary Zones’”
•Neon Genesis Evangelion: Alternate Ending that Doesn’t Make Reader want to Commit Hara-Kiri with a Thermal Lance. (Part of the Manga for People with Low Serotonin Levels series)
•Marvel’s collected Civil War, written by Kornbluth and Heinlein.
•Begginer’s Guide to Androids, part 1: “So, you want to build a henchman…”
•The Complete Guide to L/G/B/T Characters in American Animation (Vol. 2: Disney through Klasky-Csupo
Brittany Spears tell you about internodality in recursive Bach
fugues
FML
Britney Spears & Paris Hilton: The Buddha Within
[QUOTE=BobLibDem*Me and 'Roids Broke Aaron’s Record by Bobby Bonds[/QUOTE]
If you mean the guy who currently has 749 homers, his name is Barry Bonds. Bobby Bonds, his father, had “only” 332 round-trippers by comparison. As far as I know, Bobby was never suspected of using steroids.
If I Did It by Barry Bonds
Just thought of a couple more.
When I did it–Brittany Spears
That would be the **sequel **to When I did it again–the autobiography of Brittany Spears
The idiot’s guide to understanding Paris Hilton
Sgt Schwartz
Do-It-Yourself Piracy
Ninjitsu Made Easy
How I Did It by Victor Frankenstein (“That’s Fron-ken-steen”.)
It finally occurred to me to try a Google for some of those keywords I thought I remembered and I got any number of hits. The one at this site seemed to have quite a few of the ones I remembered, including: