What book titles will you never see? (But would like to)

[QUOTE=Zeldar]
Please, anybody who remembers the thread or some keywords in it, help locate the older thread like this one where unlikely children’s book titles were explored. I seem to recall just the gist of the thread and the Key Word Searches I have tried have all failed to resurrect it. As I recall, though, it was hilarious, too.
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I am a pretty good search engine myself for any thread I have ever read. Is it this one?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=332600&highlight=book+titles

[QUOTE=Shagnasty]
I am a pretty good search engine myself for any thread I have ever read. Is it this one?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=332600&highlight=book+titles
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If that’s not the one I remember, it’s a great substitute. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Zeldar]
It finally occurred to me to try a Google for some of those keywords I thought I remembered and I got any number of hits. The one at this site seemed to have quite a few of the ones I remembered, including:
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Absent from that list are Dressing Sexy for Grownups and something like Attention Deficit Disorder and its Impact on the Lives of Chil…Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!

Theft For Fun and Profit.
The History of Bowel Movements.
The Complete Unabridged Guide to Picking Your Nose.
Secret Messages Though The Years.
The Illustrated Guide to Pubic Hair Styling.

Steal that book. No, not that one, the one to the right

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Third Time’s the Charm - the Complete History of Aaron Sorkin’s Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

A Pictorial Biography of Cecil Adams

Ann Coulter’s Critique of Pure Reason

The SDMB Technical Guide to High-Speed Servers

How’s about this one:

The Life-Book of Captain Jim?

Home Circumsision, The Party Game

101 Insulting Replies to the Question:
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How to Turn Adoring Fans into People Who Hate You
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