Don’t pray in my school
I won’t think in your church
Hey You!..Outta the gene pool!
Dyslexic’s of the World, Untie !!!
And of course, the one I’d put on my car, “I brake for Tailgaters”
Greateone I saw this weekend:
Stop Mad CowBoy Disease – Vote Nov 2nd
I have one inside my car that says:
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandpa,
not kicking and screaming like the people in his car.
A couple of old favorites:
*- At warp speed, all the lights are green -
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186,000 MPS: it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law -
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My other car is up my nose -*
My all-time favorite was on the back of a little old car being driven by a little old lady.
“HONK,” it said, “IF YOU UNDERSTAND PUNCTUATED EQUILIBRIUM.”
I really wish I’d leaned out my window, given her a heavy-metal forefinger-and-pinky salute, and hollered, “STEPHEN J GOULD, WOOOOOO!”
Daniel
Left Hand of Dorkness; I actually have that sticker 
no one gets it
I am not a little old lady, so I know it was not me you saw
Because, sadly, most people haven’t read Science Made Stupid
I have two:
“My honor student fired your kid.”
This second one was a license plate frame on a 911, not a bumper sticker:
“My other car is also a Porsche.”
I want that bumper sticker, and I don’t even have a car.
Corollary which was torn off my car as it sat in my driveway in 1975 -
“Adam was a rough draft.”
I am also compelled to share my all-time favorite bumpersticker (though the competition here is Very stiff)
Jesus is Coming - - Look busy!
A while ago I saw one with the Jesus Fish and the Darwin Fish doing that fish kissy thing. It made me smile, mostly because I was thinking of the Cthuhlu fish.
I recently saw the following bumper sticker on a Suburban which was full of Little League aged children:
If you lick it, they will come.
Made me smile all day.
Where are we going, and why are we all in this handbasket?
Under the Republicans, man exploits his fellow man. Under the Democrats, it’s just the reverse.
And a bit out of date, now, but
Bush and Gore make me wanna Ralph
“For a Small Town, This One Sure Has A Lot of Assholes”
My Commander in Chief is Al Franken. I’m in the Air Rational Guard.
Halliburton Wins, You Lose.
Recovering Republican
When Mean People Suck, What Do They Mean?
Who Would Jesus Bomb?
On the bumper of a neighbor’s van:
Back Off! I’m A Postal Worker!
“Do not interfere with the business of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”
“Get a taste of religion – lick a witch.”
“Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me.”
MMmmmmm…Custard.
Anyway, two of my favorites:
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
What would Jesus do…for a Klondike bar?