I lost that one too – but mine was a bit different. It said “Nuke a Godless Communist Gay Baby Seal for Christ” My “Eschew Obfuscation” bumper sticker only draws curious looks from people I suspect are too embarrassed to ask what it means.
When I put the “TOURISTS GO HOME!” sticker on my car 2 years ago I was sure it wouldn’t last. But I guess the tourists are too busy asking for directions and taking pictures of trees to mess with it. I also had a bumper sticker that said “I HATE THIS TOWN” a few moves back that nobody messed with.
WTF, I try to antagonize and fail miserably. However, many locals try to buy some of the anti tourist stickers from me, maybe I should start selling them.
The “Tourists go home” sticker reminded me. I put an “All Dirt Roads lead to Tech” bumper sticker on my 77 Buick. It was stolen/removed. And I did not think it was offensive, merely poetic.
“Worship Me Like The Goddess I am”-- a gift from a friend
“March of Dimes: Saving Babies”-- a gift from my manager
Support our troops yellow ribbon magnet. (in Canada) Twice.
I don’t mind it so much because every time I replace them it’s another donation to the Military Families Support fund.
What’s the carbon footprint of the manufacture and printing of pointless Obama bumper stickers?
Hey, this devoted Christian LOL’d at the stickers - what can I say, I do appreciate humour, evne if (especially if?) it’s at my own expense (or the expense of the beliefs I hold)
Heck, I’d get one myself, twould make for some interesting looks in the church parking lot …
A million-billion carbons per millisecond.
Luckily, my Obama sticker isn’t pointless – it makes the point that I like Obama. Much better than those dumb pointless ones. And it’s never been messed with but then I live in Illinois so it hasn’t exactly been a big concern of mine.
Some militant Baptist/Mormon/whathaveyou pried my Buddha Fish medallion off the window of my truck last year. My town is full of intolerant religious types.
It was quickly replaced.
Ironically, it’s exactly the same as the carbon footprint of posting a pointless comment on a message board.
Dude, those were like gold. I bet you it was another supporter.
What’s the carbon footprint? Certainly less than driving an SUV to the mall.
Someone took my John Kerry bumper sticker, well after the 2004 election. That’s it.
I had a bumper sticker that said My other car is a Porsche. I went to get my car and there was a rock with a note where my car should be. It said I left you your Porsche. Aren’t you glad you didn’t park it here?
O.K. It didn’t happen.
Back in the early 70s in Austin, I had an annoy-the-hippies sticker on my car. Looked like a peace symbol, but it was a B-52 in a circle and it said Peace Through Power.
I walked out to my car one evening just in time to see two individuals muttering and bitching about what an evil S. O. B. I was. One of them walked up and broke my radio antenna off and threw it over his shoulder. It landed right in front of me.
Imagine his surprise when I picked it up and started whipping him with it.
I have a sizable collection of stickers on my Jeep; none have ever been stolen, but one – a Happy Bunny sticker with the caption “cute but kind of evil” – has been slashed up. I’m still searching for a replacement; my favorite sticker site is sold out at the moment.
Someone stole your March of Dimes sticker? What do they support? Are they a No Values Voter?
Had an Obama sticker stolen off my car. That was more of a roll-eyes annoying than anything else.
It was eyes rolling annoying until I went to order some more and had to wait because they were out of stock. Now, it’s more annoying because I’ll have to ebay to replace.
I have a [=tags&includes=title"]FUCK YOU, I’M FROM AKRON](This item is unavailable - Etsy[) sticker but I can’t put it on my car because the parking deck police will issue a citation. (Really.)