She’s not trying at all. She loves Roger. It’s not her fault they draw her that way.
How can you want Kim Possible when Shego is right over there, looking all beautiful and evil and beautifully evil?
She’s not trying at all. She loves Roger. It’s not her fault they draw her that way.
How can you want Kim Possible when Shego is right over there, looking all beautiful and evil and beautifully evil?
Lilo (and Stitch)'s big sister Nani is quite fetching. While other 'toon girls are made as leggy and busty as possible, they gave her a spud nose and a massive butt that oddly made her even sexier! I’d link to a picture, but they all seem to be NSFW parodies.
Amen, brudder.
What, I can’t want both? WHY DOES OUR OPRESSIVE SOCIETY FORCE A MAN TO CHOOSE ONE IMAGINARY WOMAN?
You’re right. No one can limit himself to so few cartoon figures. That’s why I want those two, plus Kim’s bitchy high school rival Bonnie Rockwaller.
Going old school, I had a thing for Josie & the Pussycats
Boopsie, but probably more the 80’s version. I haven’t seen her recently.
Luanne Platter, we’re not talking about brains here, just physical.
I’ll take Daria, Jane and Quinn. All at the same time.
Wasn’t that your state’s Proposition 8? “Marriage shall only be recognized between one man and one female cartoon character.” Shoulda voted, pal!
Now you’ll have to move to Utah to be with Kim and Shego. Oh the irony!
Since the thread also mentions comic characters who have not been animated-
Little Annie Fanny
Vampirella
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Here I was 15 posts from the end, realizing I was going to be the first to mention my major boyhood cartoon crush… and you go and ruin it all! Damn you History Geek. Damn You.
But, since you didn’t provide a pic- I’ll fix that for you.
Daisy Mae from Lil’ Abner.
Wilma Flintstone
Jane Jetson
Natasha Fatale (Boris Badenov’s main squeeze)
This trio still does it for me. In the parlance of today’s youth, I believe they’d be referred to as MILF’s, though I’m not quite certain of that term’s meaning.
Mother I’d Love to F*ck. I’m not certain Natasha qualifies, but Wilma and Jane do.
Oh my…that’s quite shocking.
…shocking, but still applicable, I must confess.
Well, now that I’m once again obsessing over lost animated loves of yesteryear, I can’t help pondering the following conundrum: If you were given the opportunity to consummate your relationship with the cartoon (s) of your dreams, would you prefer to do so as a transmogrified 2-dimentional hand painted rotoscope or computer generated cartoon character? Or, would you prefer your cartoon concubine to present as a 3-dimensional biological entity? Perhaps a third—kinkier?—option would be to do the deed, each in your native realms of reality. And, if you choose option number 3, would this be considered cheating on your spouse?…and could this have any bearing with regard to alimony or child custody in the event of any future litigation?*
Actually, although I live in California, I vote in Arizona. Oh the joys of being in the military.
If not a MILF, then maybe a Cougar.
If it was decided that video games count, I’ll add Lara Croft and Cate Archer. The eyes, the voices, and – most of all – the attitudes combine into two wondermous packages.
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I can’t believe I’m answering this question, but it’s actually an interesting one. I’ve thought about it for a few minutes now, and I’m still not sure which, if any, of your three options I would take up. When I was a kid, I used to fantasize about morphing or transform into something else like; ‘What would it be like to be animated?’ I also dreamt that I was a giraffe… (?).
When I was getting old enough to fancy the opposite sex, some of my strangest, and most private fantasies were about the subjects of my scenarios morphing in some way. It wasn’t as if I was wondering to myself what a certain woman would look like if she had a bigger chest. I often just thought of a cute tall brunette, then I imagined her slowly turning into a cute short blonde, or the other way around, (I know… pretty fucked up).
Pre-October 31st, I was watching a show about “scary moments in movies”, there was a scene in a movie I had never seen, “An American Werewolf in London”, where a man transforms into a wolf. Someone on the program noted that it seemed painful for the character to turn into a wolf. Someone else said they were surprisingly ‘turned on’ by it. Now I wouldn’t want any actual PAIN to be involved, but it wasn’t as if the girl’s transition was expected or initially embraced, so there was some…‘reluctance’ on her part.
After she transformed, she would for some reason be appreciative for the whole ordeal. Perhaps because it frightened me… it felt like I was day-dreaming about violating someone, and it was kind of exactly that. That seriously has to be about as dark as I ever got. I’m not into pain or S&M, I truly would rather “spoon”. I swear, I’m tottaly not an jerky perv. I know I thought about Princess Jasmine turning real. I’m sure there are others, but when your a male teen, it’s difficult to keep track of all the scenarios that run around, naked, inside your head.
As for the third option you presented, my brain is having a difficult time wrapping itself around the ‘real’ me having physical contact with anything 2-dimensional. That’s why it’s so difficult for me to think of a cartoon character I was attracted to as an adult. It may be a little easier to picture myself with a CGI model, but most of the time I find them to be just as “fake” as a hand-drawn women. I mean… I’m the type that prefers women without make up. That’s why if Daria were real, I would take her over Jane. Jane seems more interested in expressing herself through her style cloths and earrings, while Daria dresses modestly… in green. The point is, most computer generated females look like Lara Croft. Yuck.
Maybe if I meet a nice cartoon one day, and we date a little and hit it off…
She introduces me to her parents… I would maybe try to find a comprise, in which I’m a little more animated, and she’s a little more… er, real. haha
Anyway… I’m really glad you made me think about all of this,** Dr. PoopiePants**. Now I feel like I need to take a long shower!
… to wash away the shame, NOT to do what you all were thinking I would be doing!