What celebrities *could* be dopers? Who would surprise you most?

You mean lurches.

Jim Beaver has posted here.

EDIT: Actually, I don’t know if he posted; but he did write a Staff Report.

There is at least one Hugo Award winning Science Fiction author here… S/he told me in a private email…and I am pledged to ignorance as I don’t know what his/her “Handle” is… (I am concealing gender to assist with the author’s anonymity).

FML

Oh, you mean the writer behi–THUD ARRGGHH mphhh ThumP Leggo BAM ow! thud crash tinkle tinkle drag scrape SLAM

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Didn’t Tea Leone out herself once on the boards?

In the Real World, I was a celebrity for less than a month. To give you an idea of how important a celebrity I was, I was knocked out of the “fluff news” headlines by a diaper-wearing monkey, coincidently also in Madison, who bit someone and made his escape into the back alleys of downtown Madison. That story got more attention, though maybe for a briefer period, than mine. I even heard Leno tell a joke about it. You probably don’t remember that story, but my rage still burns. :stuck_out_tongue:

I was a celebrity on the boards here, not so much because I won the contest, but because I was granted a special title that caused no end of troubles for TPTB. “What does it mean?”, “Why can’t I get one?”, “Why can’t everyone get one?”. I lost track of how many threads were created or hijacked over that title. I am grateful to be back as a normal member, and I long ago faded back into my normal obscure existence outside of the intertubes.

I didn’t realize you’d lost your title. I was all in favor of it. You’re still a celeb in our hearts and minds.

No I didn’t!

Ken Jennings?

I was famous (in the sense of “…a whacky guy in California is doing this funny thing…”) for a short while.

But who would believe it? I mean, if someone posted “I’m Tea Leoni!” I’d do a mental eyeroll and think “yeah, right…” So how would we know that it was really Harrison Ford or whoever?

Well, if she had David Duchovny’s head wiggling between her thighs under her computer desk, it might be proof.

I can see Jon Stewart or any of his crew here. Stephen Colbert would fit in better (geekier).

I’d like to see John Cusack post here. Or Joan, for that matter.

ISTR a thread where someone claimed they were an Important Celebrity[sup]TM[/sup], but wouldn’t reveal their identity and basically taunted the Teeming Millions. That didn’t end well.

I suspect that celebrities on the boards, if there are any, prefer to remain anonymous. For them, it must be refreshing to interact without people fawning over them.

Kim Jong-il? (With a proxy IP address, of course.)

Cite?

cite.

Spartacus?

For the record, I am not Wil Wheaton, John Cusack, Stephen Cobert, or Kim Jong-Il. I may or may not be Thomas Pynchon, though.

Stranger

One of my girlfriends worked for him and said “Neil’s been hanging out on that same site you are always on.” But Lsura’s cite is better.