But the next iteration says they’ll have fun with Mr. Snowman, until the OTHER kiddies knock him down…
So the bit about the snowman officiating takes a back seat in the creepy and wrong derby to the little kirds getting married.
I’m wondering if someone could write a novelty song comparing Rudolph to Rudy Guiliani. You know, a noun, a verb, and a foggy Christmas Eve.
Holy craaaaap here come’s Je-sus.
And he doesn’t look too haapppyy.
I have nothing against “Deck the Halls”. However, when I was little I had a children’s tape of Christmas carols and standards, featuring mostly children singing. I think it was part of the “Wee Sing” series. While most of the songs had a small chorus of kids, or a few kids singing different lines, their version of “Deck the Halls” featured a single kid who sang “fuh luh luh luh luh” instead of “fa la la la la”. Annoyed the heck out of me.
I hate this one too. the lyrics are so obnoxious.
I’m a fan of Christmas songs, but I dislike the ones with religious overtones, Jesus birth and Mary and all. O’Holy Night sucks regardless of what artist covers it.
I was in a store today and they were playing some twee, slowed down acoustic cover version of it. Just in case you thought it couldn’t get worse.
I guess the fact that it’s getting covered might qualify it as a standard.
There are many I am sick of since I work full time in retail.
Little Saint Nick
Run Run Rudolph
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (My grandmother passed away just before Christmas)
Little Drummer Boy
I’ll Be Home for Christmas (no, we won’t, for the 18th year)
Santa Baby (all of them, but especially one version sung by a man)
The worst may be a medley of “Walking in a Winter Wonderland” with “Don’t Worry Be Happy.” (I’m not kidding)
Apple Music just hit the worst Christmas songs of all time trifecta:
John Lennon - Happy Christmas - Just can’t stand it.
Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmastime - Probably the most insipid lyrics I can think of
Do they Know its Christmas?
What does Apple have to do with “do they know…”?
I am going to pile onto that christmas rapping song by the waitresses. The idea of this chick that was last heard sneering at guys and saying “Nyah Nyah” talking at us and telling us that she had a stressful christmas season, and she’ll “miss this one this year.”
The most bathetic and worst of all time.
All of them. I don’t mind instrumental only Xmas music but I hate the singing and I really hate the modern ones.
Seconded and then some. My coworkers have been notified that I will not be responsible for my actions if this song comes on the radio and said radio is not immediately silenced.
*Feliz Navidad *joins my list of "I dont mind hearing it once…just once… a year. "
On a regular rotation, played every hour…:mad::mad::mad:
Nothing in particular, just that they managed to string together the 3 worst Christmas songs together, one after another…
All of them, pretty much.
Last Christmas, especially. Look, we get it already. You got your heart broken last Christmas (well, the day after, technically), and this year you’re determined for a little neener, neener, so you’ve already planned that you’re going to fall in love with some hunk o’ burnin’ whatchamacallit who will you already know love you forevah, and that will show them, whoever it is that’s happening to listen to this twee nonsense.
Who just might have the attention span of brain damaged lice, so you’ll sing the same lyrics two or three times, just in case they didn’t get if the first eternity or two. Okay, fine, but I’ve got to go: got to plan my final words to the priests I’ve got to find to execute me.
For many years, I sang in a symphony chorus that did an annual holiday concert, so I’ve performed just about every holiday song ever written, many of them many many times. We did a version of Do You Hear What I Hear that always brought the audience to their feet, yelling and applauding. I never figured out why.
Our most hated song was Merry Christmas Merry Christmas. Listen to it 200 times and you’ll start to understand how we felt. Whenever I hear the song, I visualize the shower stabbing scene in Psycho.
While I’m here, I’ll mention that the lyric “lo, he abhors not the virgin’s womb” creeps me out. And “Let’s give thanks to the Lord above cuz Santa Claus is coming tonight” is downright weird.
It’s rather poignant right now. 
(George Michael died). Mine is Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. It sounds anything BUT.
Re-read post #4. 
Regarding Post #195: At the time, I had not heard about George Michael’s passing. I certainly meant no disrespect to him, and I truly wish that he rests in peace.
Last Christmas, I hope from now on this means they stick to the wham original instead of the pop tart version they’ve been playing in recent years. Not that the wham version is great or anything (I wouldn’t miss it if gone) but it’s a damn sight less obnoxious from whoever little ms thang singing it is.
HYAMLC, it’s really not, when the original lyrics include “until then we’ll have to muddle through some how” that doesn’t exactly say holly jolly.