What comprises a doper...

Quoting Shakespeare in nearly every thread.

[Billy Martin]
I didn’t punch that doggy.
[/Billy Martin]

Some of us still circulate the tapes…

It’s toobular boobular joy!

A total and utter lack of shame.

Shakespeare? Douglas Adams? Monty Python? The Simpsons? Grammar obsessions? MST3K? Princess Bride?

Damn, I knew there was something drawing me to this board… :wink:

-Knowing what Gaudere’s Rule is and giggling whenever it shows up.

-Extremely violent reaction to urban legends and stupid questions akin to -gry.

-Extending the definition of “fighting ignorance” to include “describing sexual habits in excruciating detail.”

-Willingness to break automobiles and drive through blizzards to meet people who feel the same way, damn it.