Couldn’t really complain when something tasted like shit, could you?
I know this was in reply to the OP, but when the post appeared right below
Now THAT’S GOOD EATS!
When I was in college, I heard a story about an acquaintance, which went something like this:
During exam week, stressed, she taped five Snickers bars to her thighs and ran through the dorms shrieking, “They’ll go there anyway! They’ll go there anyway!!”
If it’s not true, it ought tobe. I loved it, but also had to wonder: five?
Reminds me of a “what if” episode of Futurama where Bender the robot found out what it would be like to be human. After discovering the separate joys of going to the bathroom and eating nachos, he had to be physically restrained from eating nachos while going to the bathroom.
And am I dense or what? This statement:
makes absolutely no sense to me. Care to rephrase?
I have as well, once. I really needed to eat breakfast but also didn’t want to miss the last bus so I took my cereal in the bathroom. ::shrugs too::
Depends on where he had lunch. If he ate at Casa del Cheese, he’s probably eating Ex-Lax. If he ate at Taco Bell, he’s probably eating Imodium.
Whatever it is, I pray to God it’s not finger-lickin’ good.
I’m glad we’ve clarified what peanut stew is.
Peanuts, like corn, are those things that reputedly pass through undigested.
You can imagine the mental image I was getting with the term “peanut stew”
:eek:
In a sewer?
Do I win anything if I get the answer right?
Ditto. Life can be hectic at times. Anyways, my poops come out heart shaped and smell like pine needles.
They’re chambered?
None of these places have the oh-so-delightful smell of your own feces wafting up from under you. That can’t be very appetizing. I suppose it wouldn’t smell too great if you were eating in the middle of a cow field, either, but I’m not aware that this is a common practice (with the possible exception of the magic mushrooms :)).
Okay, your washroom at home is one thing; I can kinda see it, although it’s something I’d never do. But a public washroom? Where who knows who has been doing god knows what? Where there is tons of fecal matter all over the place? Where someone flushes and sends up the aerosol plume of water over the stalls and ONTO YOUR FOOD? /gag
/insert vomit smiley here 