I’d like to see a Monk/Charmed crossover because they both take place in San Francisco. It might go something like this:
Piper, Phoebe and Paige are trapped in the Phantom Zone. They can see and hear everyone in this world, but they cannot touch anything or communicate with us. The information on the demon that sent the Charmed Ones into the Phantom Zone can be found in the Book of Shadows. The book is open to that very page where Piper was doing research on it.
PIPER
Come on, Leo! Go look in the Book of Shadows! You can read about that demon that got us into this mess!
PHOEBE
He can’t hear you, honey.
PIPER
I know that!
PAIGE
Hey, who are those people going into our attic?
PHOEBE
Beats me. I’ve never seen them before.
PIPER
Shhh. Let’s hear what they’re saying.
BLONDE CURLY-HAIRED WOMAN
Wow, Adrian. Look at all this stuff in this attic. Well, let’s see if we can find any clues about those three missing young women.
DARK CURLY-HAIRED MAN
You look over there, Sharona. I’ll search this part of the attic.
PIPER
Hey, he’s headed toward our Book of Shadows!
PHOEBE
Oh, no!
PAIGE
He’s turning the pages! So much for Leo seeing the page that describes the demon who trapped us here!
ADRIAN MONK
There. That’s better. Now it’s even.
Adrian Monk leaves the Book of Shadows open to the exact center.
PIPER, PHOEBE AND PAIGE
Aaarrrggghhh!
(Note: This is assuming that Monk can actually touch the Book of Shadows. I know that Evil cannot touch the book, but I don’t know for sure if mortals can touch it.)