I received an extremely large teddy bear as a gift. It’s adorable, but it’s HUGE! I don’t know what to do with it! Currently he’s residing in an easy chair in our living room, but it will only be a short matter of time before he has to be moved for company. My room is too small; EVERY room is too small. grumble I need help on figuring this out.
Well, I dunno about that. I’m weird about sleeping with stuffed animals. Sure, they can share my bed, but I don’t like touching them. I guess I’m just selfish and like having the bed to myself, and not have some big oafish bear sharing it!
Do you have any of those little kid chairs? I kept my big stuffed animals sitting in my mini-rocking chair from when I was a little kid.
Or, keep him sitting in the corner of your room, and drape your laundry over his head. Even laundry likes the company of a cute, affectionate teddy bear.
Keep him on your bed, and use him like a pillow when you are reading or lounging. Then, kick him out of bed when you are ready to go to sleep (also a good preparation for married life).
Just do not keep him in your closet, elsewise you will come home some night, forget he is in the closet, open your closet, and promptly scream bloody murder, thus incurring the wrath of the other people in your household.
He sounds adorable! If you really, really, really don’t have room to keep him, you could always bring him to a children’s hospital.
Oh you could send him to live with my bears. Maxim is pretty big (nowhere nere huge) but if you sent your bear here, he’d realize he’s not the biggest thing in the world.
GRRR! I hate you! Well, not really but I’m jealous, I really want the $100 Eeyore, that is my dream animal, he’s so incredibly adorable. If I don’t get him then when and if I get married that will be a required gify from my fiance, we can get married in vagas for all I care but I want my Eeyore! Hmmm, maybe if I convinced all my friends to get together…
Well back to the OP I suggest keeping him on your bed and putting him on the floor or a chair at night.