What Do Men Want? (an outsider ponders male heterosexuality)

I want a beer.

** pours Gatopescado a pint of Cave Creek Chili Beer **

Thank you!

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[quote=“glee, post:10, topic:782417”]

What most men fantasise about:

Uh, yea, which is akin to doing constant maintenance on a Lamborghini.
Looks great, but the hell with driving it any place, it will need $4000 worth of work every time you turn around.
May as well get a nice VW bug, looks nice enough, does not cost much, and drive it forever while the Lambo sits in the garage under a cover.

Perhaps if one is a very naive 12 year old who does not grasp the concept that the lesbian is attracted to WOMEN and Penis is not exactly on her shopping list.

Yes, i really want to get together with these 2 ladies because…?
Oh yea, because neither is remotely interested in me and would be more inclined to go off and date each other leaving me home to? I guess watch reruns of Lassie or something?

Considering most of the male world probably is more interested in performing self circumcision that having 2 wives, i think the novelty of that would wear off in about 15 minutes.

Truth be told, what most Men fantasize about probably doesn’t have anything to do with women or sex.