Pornography typically.
I parsed that both as “not men” and “bang men”. Never before have I been so confused by a four-character statement.
It’s basic boolean stuff. !men can mean “no men” which I concur with because I’ve seen many a scene where two women are getting along famously then all of a sudden there’s a big swollen red pecker in the shot all by itself then a shot of a leathery suntanned face twisted in intense concentration.
I’d like to see more women who actually enjoy what they’re doing rather than it being acting that involves fucking. Nothing’s more distracting than a guy or gal spitting on a woman’s cootch because she’s not getting legitimately excited.
Another thing I’d like to see more of are extended scenes of women making out. I’m sure some would find this boring especially if the women aren’t undressed but it’s definitely something I’d like to see.
I like amateur porn because it’s not posed and they seem to be enjoying what they’re doing when the picture was being snapped. The professionally produced stuff really doesn’t do a thing for me unless I’m hard up or it specifically caters to what I like.
- I want to see something that looks like genuine enthusiasm for sex.
- More beautiful women, fewer skanks.
- Fewer tongues and less spit.
- I HATE the “pull out and come all over the woman”, ESPECIALLY when the woman asts as if that in itself is driving her to orgasm.
- More conversation DURING sex.
Personally, I like the “cum all over his/her face” thing. shrug
I don’t know what pornos you people are watching that don’t have humour - I’ve seen one that makes several references to “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”. 
I also prefer amateur porn. It seems far more real and is far more arousing.
This is excellent stuff!
So far all we’ve made is girl/girl stuff, with an emphasis on foreplay and kissing, as well as sex. And a couple of the girls are genuinely enjoying it too, because that’s their natural element.
But eventually we’re bound to do b/g vids too, and I personally want to involve story and character, much like AHunter3 wants.
The problem is, the extra efforts you have to go to can be expensive, and if we don’t get the returns for that, then it’s unfortunately not worth it. I’m not even sure how popular video porn is anymore, with the advent of the 'net.
VHS/DVD porn It’s still popular, Internet video porn is generally awful. The good ones have a very small screen, and zooming it is not impressive.
What I want to see in porn:
Intensity on part of the woman. No more just lying there and enjoy it. Pull out the megaphone and shout “Stroke!! Stroke!!!” to the guy or gal going down on her.
Oral sex must be a whole lot better as a participant, because I don’t want to see it as a spectator.
Casual and mutual set up. None of this “Take off your clothes” and ordering the people around like it is a picture shoot.
Foreplay and more foreplay.
And more variety of clothes. Not every woman have a teddy.
The way I see it, there is a huge untapped market for you out there.
I don’t watch porn because every porn movie I have ever seen has been either revolting or boring or lame. The “typical” porno is revolting, for the reasons Hello Again detailed. A lot of stuff marketed toward women is either a) goopily romantic or b) soft-core. I don’t know if I would ever be interested in watching porn, but if there was a hard-core “heterosexual” porno flick out there that wasn’t stupid or laughable or revolting, I’d gladly give it a try.
In other words, there might be a market out there for your flicks, but you may have to look into how to get it to your potential audience.
p.s. You know what I would really like to see? Outdoor settings!
I’ll go with SPOOFE here; give me people who are clearly enjoying themselves.
Yeah, the assorted close-ups and moaning and breast-wobbling action is nice, but if the stars look like they’re bored and obviously faking it, that kills the mood faster than a bucket of ice water. I want to see people having fun – otherwise what’s the point?
(Of course, there still has to be some nice visual candy as well. If I wanted only fun, I could break out the Monopoly set… 
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Take a mediocre-to-passable R-rated drama or comedy (i.e. not worth seeing on the big-screen, but worth a movie rental), show the sex explicitly, and you’ve basically arrived at my concept of good video porn. And to me, a good build-up is just as stimulating as the explicit scene itself. It explains why I prefer written porn, I suppose.
And chiming in with another vote for “no more money shots, please.”
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If it’s a lesbian scene… take off the damned fake fingernails. I don’t personally own a vagina, but something tells me if I did, it would want Lee Press on Nails crammed up it.
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Deflate the fake boobs. Fake boobs are just weird looking. I’ve seen some shots where the girl bends in just the right way and her boob looks like a half filled ziploc bag. Ziploc bags IMO are not sexy.
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Smudge the makeup. If you are having sex and her makeup is perfect… you are doing it WRONG! I’ve seen some videos and the girl has so much makeup on she just looks like a freak -or some kid playing dressup with moms make up bad. Get rid of it. At least TRY to look normal. (the mass-o-hairspray also fits in this section. I know I don’t want to have sex with people who look that flamable)
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I also would prefer to see the people having fun. I know, I know, everyone hates their job…even porn stars. So this might be a little tough.
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The return of the circa 1970’s porn music. When I see people have sex on my TV, I better hear a wa-wa petal. Dump the fruity new agey music. Give me “chew-acka-acka-acka-chew-acka-acka-acka”
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Get off the snowmobile, the motorcycle, the diving board, the wood stairs. Have sex someplace that looks comfortable.
Um… I’m sure I’ll think of more.
Until then I leave you with something I think David Cross said. It went something like: Only in porn can someone have sex with a donkey and be recorded on a shakey camcorder and be considered “a star”.
Man, Seven: I just want to say that Chew wacca wacca line killed me. muhahhahahahaah Im STILL wiping the tears from my eyes.
Pow. That’s exactly what I want to do. And the way things are going, I reckon I’ll likely get my chance to.
The single thing that is preventing me from pursuing that line of ideas is other people saying “but do people really want to see that? They just want to see sex, that’s all that matters…”
sigh
Personally, I think we are capable of making many different kinds of things - from graphic gonzo style, to comedy parody, through to dramatic erotic romantic. And more!
The potential is limitless.
To sum up what I think AHunter is getting at: what porn needs is tension. Everything else: storyline, good acting, humor, charecter development–all of that should be in the service of creating an atmosphere of exteme sexual tension. Current “I’m here to fix the cable” style porn has no tension at all.
-I want AHunter to write me a story. He’s got good ideas. And I like stories.
-ditto on the outdoor settings. Along those lines, I like fantasy, do special interesting things with pretty people that are almost believable (but not quite.) If I want to go home and fuck my SO without any storyline I can. Do what I don’t have the resources or situation to do.
i’m not really interested in stories or humor. All i want to see is sex in every possible way.
IMHO A better question is What do old people or blind people or
retarded people what to see in porn?
You could widen your market base and who knows eventually as society becomes more blase about debauchery soon those half naked teenagers in the malls will be legal live bait for your voyeuristic sweat sessions.
BAH a pox on you all!
More Andrea Dworkin gang-bang scenes.
Anybody but me seen “Delta of Venus?” There ya go, that movie, but with some serious bangin’ going on and you’ve got the perfect porn movie–great looking people, sumptuous sets, tension, good acting, cinematography from heaven (isn’t this a Zalman King flick?)–all it needs is some good heavy duty screwing.
For all of that, I’d pitch in some bux for Zalman King to do hard core–that guy already makes some damned sexy stuff, he just needs to commit to the dirty stuff…
Oh, and consensual spanking is lots of fun, IMHO… 
Another one right here saying AHunter3 has some excellent ideas. Sexual tension is great - build it up, and up, and up … then get to releasing it.
I’d also like to see people grunting and sweating and expending energy - real looking raw animalistic sex - not the obviously fake “This is my fake orgasm face”.
And I’d personally like to see more goths in porn. Goth boi/Goth babe foursomes, with girl on girl and boy on boy action as well as hetero action. I want to see hair extensions, corsets, piercings, lots of dark lipstick, boys with nice legs in tight dresses, the whole shebang. Action should start of in a club where the participants are flirting shamelessly with each other (as happens in ye olde goth clubs) and then move to a mysterious private room with velvet covered couches for the sex.