My preference is for straight couples sex, preferably in a voyeuristic/exhibitionist fashion. And every single actor/actress must be under 30 and in reasonably good shape.
You have no idea how difficult this is to find. Most porn I’ve looked at usually involves either skanky middle aged people, a 40-something guy with a beer belly boinking a 20-something college girl, or two 20-something girls eating each other out (I do get a kick out of that last one though).
What I want to see is some good fun college-age couples having sex!!!
Mostly what I want to see is something that I haven’t seen before, and good luck there . . .
Most porn (bad pun imminent) sucks. I’d be impressed to see any combination of better looking thespians, better acting, better lighting, better sound, better (that is, different) soundtracks, better editing (!) and a host of other quality improvements. Unfortunately, the porn game seems, due to economic reasons more than anything else, to be more about quantity than qualitiy. I hope you are able to produce a better product than most of the pornographers out there without suffering a financial loss.
Well, we “tend to get off on the literary kind”, mostly because we don’t have much CHOICE!
There’s a real dearth of film/video porn that’s actually for women.
Straight women anyway.
I would like to see it mixed in with a real movie. Say I’m watching The Matrix, if they added in a little sex scene between the lady-in-the-red and some other guy, that would be quite enjoyable. I don’t want to see just sex, I need to rest every once in a while.
Nearly everybody knows how to dance. Some folks even look good doing it, and look like they’re enjoying themselves. A rare few are such stylish dancers, you’d pay to watch them dance.
Seriously, though. I want to see a woman performing fellatio WITHOUT looking up at the guy. I don’t know about you, but that really gives me the creeps somehow.
Oh, and porno ladies, if you’re going to shave, SHAVE IT ALL OFF. That little landing strip dealie just doesn’t do it for me. And could some of you consider labia reduction surgery? Looks like a piece of well chewed bologna hanging out of there.
Why is the 18 year old virgin banging the 46 year old hairy guy?
Lets recruit some young lads!!! I could dig some college chick with similer aged boyfriend.
Also it would be nice to see some women be more than a person with hole in them. Maybe I am in the minority here, but how about some passionate sex, not just “lets try to hit her in the liver!!!”
So, what you all are asking for is a return to the classic porn of the Seventies, back in the halcyon days of scripts and budgets and natural breasts and attractive people enjoying themselves and shooting schedules longer than the final runtime. More like Misty Beethoven and less like, say, any filmed on video crap. Hell, the first version of Flesh Gordon I saw was fairly hardcore while subsequent versions got edited down until it could be shown on Fox. PAX, almost.
I’m of two minds - I basically agree with everyone here about appreciating the quality of amateur movies/pics, and about wanting believable situations/believable plots. In that vein, I’d like to see less club-wear being passed as everyday, and maybe some women shucking their honest-to-god sensible buisness suits. IMHO there are a couple of different definitions of “Fantasy” and the fantasy aspect /I’d/ like to see is fantasical encounters arising from possibly real-life situations. I don’t see that many secretaries with boob jobs, heavy makeup, and super-short latex microdresses in the office building where I work.
At the ass-end other end of the spectrum, I think that the Night Trips series (Andrew Blake in general) have a good approach, but it could be taken further. First off, though seven asked for a return of the stereotypical 70’s disco porn track, I’d like to hear some serious hardcore (pun, well, I guess unavoidable) music - Nine Inch Nails- esque, or perhaps some of the more creative German Industrial; alternately, get the tribal drums going in overdrive: BIG Sound, CLEAN sound, music that someone not caught in the disco era might actually want to fuck to. Beyond that, why not look at some of the cinematography that sets some films truly apart from others and try to encorporate that? I’m thinking of some of the sequences in Dark City or The Crow or AI or Twelve Monkeys. It requires some creativity, some vision, and some talent on the camera but I thinkit could work. It would be more of a visceral movie than dramatic, more akin to the Powaquatsi movies. Sort of Art-Porno.
What I don’t like:[list=1][]Facials. I know, cinematically, if it isn’t visible on screen, it might as well not have happened, so we have to have an explicit ejaculation. I just get tired of every single spurt being required to hit the forehead/mouth/hair. I know there’s a market for it (somebody above chimed in as enjoying it), but one or two in a movie is enough, I think.[]Fake tits. Nuff said.[]Pretending to have a budget. Look at New Wave Hookers 5 for some embarrassing low-cost digital effects that serve only to underline how little money was spent on the production. Contrast that with Conquest, which uses a couple of locations and some easy-to-find costumes to excellent effect.[/list=1]What I do like:[list=1][]A scenario. It doesn’t have to be a full-fledged story; I’m not looking for Color of Night with actual penetration. If there’s a specific setup, Person A is this character and Person B is this other character and they met because of X and now they’re at location Z, that’s enough for me. I can fill in the gaps (no pun intended).[]Variety in the sexual sequence. The standard porno routine: fellatio-then-cunnilingus-then-missionary-then-doggie-then-anal-then-facialsplat. That gets old after the hundredth time.[]Props. Not just sex toys, though those are fun (anal beads in particular). Be creative; what about a sex scene at a beach house that involves getting spanked with a flipper?Light bondage/domination, with emphasis on light. My wife and I have a great sex life because we both enjoy scenarios with female submission. However, we have a really hard time finding porn that expresses this; it’s either vanilla, or it’s way over the top, with the woman’s breasts bound so tight they’re shiny and purple, or whatever. No thanks; we don’t want screaming in our porn. If we could find something where the woman is “taken” but it didn’t seem like the actress was being abused, we’d both be happy.[/list=1]This might seem like an odd postscript, but bear with me: I’m an experienced (though hardly produced) screenwriter. I know how to write material that’s easy to shoot on virtually no budget. I also know how to write hot smut. If you’re looking for assistance in that department, I’d happily come up with something for you to peruse.
This is great stuff! Abby didn’t believe me, but the majority of you are, like me, wanting plots. Glad to be vindicated.
If plots (or as Cervaise says, scenarios) sell well, we are onto a winner. I think we can really apply them in a quality manner.
I reckon one of the reasons plots aren’t used anymore, apart from economics, is that status quo is easier than using your imagination or putting the effort in. But the internet has opened up a lot of people to porn in a way never seen before, and it’s now much more legitimately accepted. Therefore, new audience means a rethinking of what should be produced and made available.
What I want is a scene people can relate to, and so will feel more akin to the characters. i.e. take a soap opera or TV movie situation, and put real sex in.
I don’t know how soon we’ll be getting into this part of the biz, as it’ll take preparation and some involvement of some new staff, most likely (as well as a small work ethic alteration probably), not to mention finding people with acting ability, and financing it all.
But Cervaise, I may take you up on your offer - though I write a fair bit myself, any lessons in low budget answers to big budget ideas are always useful!
Down with “professionals”, fake boobs of ANY kind, no stories (no matter how lame), shaved pubes.
Give me good old fashioned 70’s porn any day! Storylines, hair (not hirsute but a decent bush), actors and actresses who actually looked like they enjoyed themselves.
Historical romance novels-that’s what I would want in porn.
I’m not a big consumer of porn, so maybe what I would like is out there and I just don’t know how to look for it, but I don’t think so, based on the other answers to this question.
Most romance novels these days ARE porn. Film one of them. Women in yards of silk and lace, men in blousy pirate shirts and boots and tight britches, horses, castles, ships. And hardcore sex. Sigh…
I know, I know, probably very expensive, but that’s what I want.
If this is already out there could someone please let me know?
I agree with lots of the above. One thing I haven’t seen mentioned is high heels. I get so sick of seeing women having sex with high heels on. Maybe if they were outside I could see it, but in a bed?
Here’s a way to make a million dollars: Made-to-Order Porn!
Open up a studio, hire some actors/acresses, set up a website, and let the customers tell you what situations they want. If there’s a guy in Oklahoma who wants to see the Easter Bunny come into a Victorian Parlor and do four women in succession, one of whom says “That was a lovely tea party” at the end, then give him what he wants! Just charge a high-enough fee to cover your production costs and still give you a nice profit, and you’re golden.
