A friend is in the army and from he and his pals I learned about soldiers in the field and their need for a …mmm… happy sock 
… as a “welcome home to the US gift”, i thought of buying him silk socks, but then I saw those “feels like skin” sex toys for men. People use them or just another Ronko-like thing (like you know salad shooters and rhinestone punches). Of course, he probably needs this more overseas than stateside, but I doubt he’d like this sent through army mail. :dubious:
Based on personal experience, I’ve gotta recommend the ‘Fleshlight.’ Do a google search–I daren’t link 'cause I’m not quite sure how to make it worksafe.
As to how it feels? Really, really good. 
Happy sock, keep talkin’ happy sock,
Talk about things you’d like to do.
You got to have a dream …
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Beautiful. I may never be able to hear that song quite the same again.
drHess - oops, I was being silly. Here be link.