To avoid hijacking Fern Forest’s thread, 200,000 klicks to Mars, this is a spinoff.
So what do we expect to find on Mars?
A Ray Bradbury Memorial? Judge Crater? Michael Jackson? :eek:
Please, frivolous replies only. 
Maybe Bush’s WMDs. Or his BVDs.
Your sense of wonder?
John Carter?
The face?
Lost socks?
Um, there shoulda been a after that first line.
I meant it in that manner, no offense please musicat.
Marvin
Reliable sources tell me that there is a collection of never-before-released Elvis albums there, along with a porn movie he starred in.
Lost ballpoint pens?
The locks to all the random keys I have, enough pens to fill up the Atlantic ocean, 47 billion socks (none of which will match), the Space Devil that’s been ruining The Simpsons for the passed 5 years and, of course, Martians.
Venusians? Neptunians? Jovians?
“An inter-galactic kegger.”
WOO-HOO!!! Watch out for those Plutonians man, they’re real dogs.
Creepy metallic spacecraft with 1920’s style “death rays” that will swarm the earth killing all who stand in their way.
I mean, Jeez, hasn’t anyone at NASA seen War of the Worlds? :rolleyes:
You mea…one of THESE?
Ted Danson’s career.
A list of words that end in -gry.
The Ark.
Space Vixens in the Nude.
Jimmy Hoffa.
The missing link.
Napolean’s penis.
Milk chocolate with soft nougat and caramel centre?
Double sided dildos used by Britney Spears and Modonna?
Cheese mines. Look out, Wisconsin!
We will allow you to see nothing but desert! Maybe we’ll disable your transmitter, like we did to Beagle’s, or maybe we’ll just dodge the cameras until your batteries wear down.
If we want anything out of you, we’ll let you know. Otherwise, please stop shooting all the junk at us.
JCoM, designated spokesperson for for the Greater Martian Alliance.