Yes, I have answered this much-asked question. We can thank another of my many epiphanies for this discovery.
Women like socks. Not anklets, but nice comfy mansocks.
I shall now find me a nice old woman and woo her with socks.
Socks and my complete set of Prime Suspect DVDs.
Peace,
mangeorge
Well, I’m a nice old woman, and I hate socks. Hate. Hate. Can’t wait for summer to go barefoot. If it’s not too cold I do without them in the winter, too. So there.
I have enough mansocks and honestly preferred Wire in the Blood to Prime Suspect. Give me chocolate coated strawberries and an undiscovered Miyazaki, any day.
Thin knee-socks (to go with my boots), and chocolate cherries.
Actually, I do love sox. I love the way they make my feet feel when I rub them together under the covers. I recieved an almond flavored soap for Christmas and put it in my sock drawer. Now I have scrumptious almond smelling sox! Yay!
P.S. Mangeorge, I dunno about no Tee Vee watchin. :dubious: Can I just rub my almond-sox-feet together while you watch DVDs?
Amen, sister. Liberate your feet!
They want a nice hot double vanilla soy latte with a generous shot of Bailys.
The sound of the coffee grinder as an alarm clock.
A nice little wake-up kiss as the milk is steaming to make sure she’s getting up.
Thats what mine wants anyway.
Toe socks.
What do women want? “Their own way.”
What do women really want? I give you these thoughts from the comic strip Stone Soup:
Joan: Life is too complex, Sis. I don’t know what I really want.
Val: Sure you do. $60,000 a year, retirement at 50, and a society that worships big thighs and older women.
What women really want is toasted ice.
Yeah!
What?
My wife is always stealing my long athletic socks to wear around the house.
I want a day off work, a nice cup of hot cocoa, and the couch all to myself.
Or a million dollars and my own personal harem. Whichever one comes first.
Don’t you really mean “and a million…”.
If I had the million dollars and a personal harem, I certainly wouldn’t have the couch to myself.
If you have a harem, you’re the boss. And everyone needs a rest once in a while. Send them out to the pool.
What do women want? Good lord, when you find out let me know - I’m a woman and still havent figured this out.
As a side note:
I like ankle or scrunchy socks. I want to feel needed and wanted. I want to be held because my partner likes to hold me, and knows when I need/want to be held. I want respect, devotion, and admiration. I want my SO with me for the rest of my life.
I also want a personally library filled with my favorite books, authors, classics, and potential favorites. This would also extend to the music library as well.
I want my family to be healthy and happy.
According to Shania Twain, a woman wants a man who will support her behavioral double standards and soothe her insecurities with reassuring lies.
Today is my 60th birthday, and what I really want is lemon meringue pie. But socks would be nice, too.