Is totally warped.
Has all the time in the world.
Can lick his own balls.
Not suicidal.
Has two tongues but no balls to lick
Sauron wanna-be.
Needs a pic of bagpipes.
What a Crab.
<pumping fist> Yessssssss!!!
Quintessential East Coaster. ![]()
Likes to eat barnacles
Must be a ‘knock-out’
Warholish
Doesn’t listen to wife’s driving instructions.
Down boy! Sit! Stay!
He’s a real big wheel.
Obi 1.
Obi-wan’s great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand son.
Cute widdle Chihuahua doggie, ouch! don’t bite me.
Likes eye-popping colors.
Eats a diet primarily consisting of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs breakfast cereal.