What do you assume about the person above you?

Has watched every Star Wars movie too many times.

washes well in a machine; sleeps on his side

Has a lot of speeding tickets.

Scared of ocean mammals.

Thinks Mellow Gold is one of the worst albums ever

has excellent taste in personal heroes

Types “W00T, first post” in a twitter chain

Frequently finds themselves in a battle of wits

Leonardo’s invention, centuries ahead of time, to aid in changing car tires.

Ponders things in the abstract.

Shiny gold tree hugger.

Likes art.

Hawaiian with a lisp.

Cousin to the caribou

Has all the answers.

That she will tell us something cute involving her cats.

Is in serious need of a bubble level.

Displays a certain je ne sais quoi.

Always up for fun times.

Is upfront about her shortcomings.