Is very tall for his height but not too heavy for his weight.
Has never–NEVER–been out of the Milky Way! Moniker should be Intragalactic Gladiator.
He needs to quit eating cucumbers. Atta, boy!
He once found money on the street. Kept it, but felt iffy about it.
Is unclear about gender identity.
Hates women.
Not responding to this troll, reported for taking it outside of the pit.
Usually knows The Right Thing To Do; frequently does it.
This is a warning for trolling. This is not the appropriate place for such hostilities.
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Do not accuse other posters of trolling or being a troll. If you suspect someone is trolling or is a troll, please report them. Accusations of trolling outside of the pit is a warnable action in and o itself.
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But you just verified… whatever.
Sometimes puts oyster crackers in his soup but will eat one or two of them without the soup as well.
Likes their own ‘space’ or else!!
Not a fan of “Honey Do” lists
Gets a vision of a person’s future when he touches them but can only see what their next meal is.
Thinks of winning, but probably not of losing, gladiatorial bouts.
Regrets to this day his computer auto-correcting “horny”.
Czardonic. In a nice way:)
Is bad, bad, BAD. 
Has a pair of dice hanging from his rear view mirror.
(Hey, can we all start stating whether folks are right about these?)