What do you call a duck with four legs?

Stumpy!

Poor wittle ducky! :frowning: :eek:
I hope he will be ok!!

I, for one, welcome our new duckling overlord!

He’s cuuute!

All ducklings are cute, but he’s also weird, which makes him so much cuter.

Fupped?

Webster?

Ya know, 'cause he has…lots of webbing?

Yeah, I’ll go back to being quiet.

Mmmm, drumsticks for…well, ok, not for everyone, but for you and you and you and me! :smiley:

An off road duck, one with four wheel er foot drive.

Well, if we amputated one foot, we could call him a yard.

Pssst… last picture on this page

A platypus?