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A cow with a cold 
That is my very favourite joke.
Made me smile.
I get it!
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::stares blankly::
I like jokes (crickets chirp)
Shared with work colleagues.
Why are you at work at 9pm on a Saturday?
Also, here is a picture of a small sheep:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3254/3068899512_bed7c07c37.jpg?v=0
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Ffffffssssssshhhhhh
Hee!
Here is a picture of a shaggy cow.
Yeah. Would be nice to read one right about now.
That cow is like, totally stoned dude.
how many flies does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
2 ,but how’d they get in there?
I work for a company that provides internet wagering for Americans (and internationals, but mostly Americans) on American Thoroughbred, Greyhound, Harness, and Jai Alai games/venues. 9pm where I am is 4pm where most of our customers are. And in case you didn’t know the internet is 24/7.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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No idea!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
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STILL no idea!
And what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick?
Still no fuckin’ idea!
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
What happens to an illegally parked frog?
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It gets toad away!
Why is a crow?
(I don’t know, why?)
Caws!
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
A Kylie.
Does the picture of the shaggy cow look an awful lot like Martha Stewart, or is it just me?