I’ve been telling everyone the “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?” riddle – so far only one other person finds that as hysterical as I do.
Here’s what’s making me laugh today:
What do you do with a green monster?
Wait till it ripens.
My favorite is:
What has six legs, is green, and if it fell on you from a tree, it would kill you?
In honor of the book you sent me twickster, I have been going around singing : Birdie, birdie in the sky, let a turdie in my eye… aincha glad ELEPHANTS don’t fly!.. I am just to slow to get “phorusrhacids are extinct” in place of the elephant line
Answer: A pool table
I think with a little diction practice, Krisfer, you’ll be set.
And yo! Zeldar! Get back here and tell us the answer!
What happened when the red ship and the blue ship collided?
The survivors were marooned.
Hee.
So, twickster, what IS orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot
hehehehe
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Oh, I lost my tractor!
These have to be done in order.
Q: What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A: A big, red, rock eater.
Q: What’s little, red, and eats rocks?
A: A little, red rock eater.
Q: What’s big, pink and eats dirt?
A: A big, pink dirt eater.
Q: What’s little, pink and eats dirt?
A: A little, pink dirt eater.
Q: What’s little, pink and eats the stuff in dirt?
A: An earthworm.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea-r
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea-r
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A:fsh
Q: How do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn’t matter. He won’t come when you call.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
lean beef
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
:: Looks through Joke-A-Day calendar pages ::
Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
What’s the tallest building in the world?
…
The library, cuz it has the most stories.
If the daddy camel has two humps and the mommy camel has one hump, what do you call the baby?
Humphrey.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam car broke down!