I was thinking bovine boy band, so apparently it’s just you.
It’s not just him. I totally see the resemblance.
I think it’s the bangs.
I’m a her, by the way.
Yes. I believe it’s the bangs, also!
Isn’t that supposed to be ideer?
What do you call a monster with its ears covered?
Whatever you want to. He can’t hear you.
Not if you’re a Southie.
What’s blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Snerk.
Saddo.
Yak, yak, yak.
Why would you paint the bottom of an elephants feet yellow?
So it could hide upside down in a bowl of custard
What is about a foot long and slippery?
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A slipper.
“Knock, knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Brooke Shields”
"Brooke Shields who?
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“Brooke shields her eyebrows as I cum on her face”.
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I don’t get it: always thought the answer to that riddle was ’ a stick’.
Ah, that’s that joke, 'tis true for those of us with knowledge and cullture, some boomerangs were designed to skim the ground and catch up with the prey - these are not desgined to return, and are called Kylie.
The joke is in the reaction of the unelightened.
If woman with big breasts work at Hooters, where do woman with one leg work?
IHOP
And what phrase do they give new meaning to?
Tipping your waitress
What would you call Postman Pat when he retires?
Pat
Used this one this weekend:
You know how birds fly in that “V” formation when they migrate? [Yeah] And you know how there’s always one side of the “V” longer than the other one? [I guess] You know why that is? [Why?]
More birds.
[Karnac the Magnificent] Sis-Boom-Bah. . .
[Ed McMahon] Sis-Boom-Bah.
[Karnac] What is the sound of an exploding sheep?
“A stick” is a punchline to another classic, which goes a little something like this:
What’s brown and sticky?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?
Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Art.
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.