Regrettably, “the creature” is also what my younger son calls his hamster. Also, teenage boy only knows because he asked his dad in one of those weird father-son moments. It makes for hilarity in the oddest situations.
Yes for the first, “got a picture?” for the second. 
Sure - I’m totally cute 
http://picasaweb.google.com/lee.monicaa/FamFriendsMe#5353172950252771378
I am having an AWESOME day.
Glad to hear it!
So like erm, how you doing?
I have this feeling that you’re gonna be a very welcome addition to the teeming millions
Have we given her her initiation yet?
Nope…would this be a good or very bad time to ask why people keep mentioning a squid when discussing recent joiners?
Thread link to this?
She wants to see the squid thread. Hah!
Tremble, new fish.
Anyone else hearing Suburban Lawns’s Janitor when they read the title? 'Cause you know, the way Sue Tissue sings it it sounds like she’s singing ‘Oh, my genitals!’
His: cock or “lil buddy” (also what we call condoms, as in “could you pick up some lil buddies on your way home from work? we’re out.”)
Mine: pussy, minge, quim or chatch. (Minge and quim are British colloquialisms that for some reason we adopted. Gotta love the Brits.)
Pepper Mill likes to use “pecker” for the penis, a word I’d never used in my life. She thinks it’s friendlier than other penis names.
We don’t have a standard word for her girl parts. I do prefer “boobs” to “tits” or other names – it seems nicer and smoother, with all those Os in it. “Boobs” even looks like Boobs.
Ur wife’s doin’ it rong.
“Master Cylinder” and “The Dry Dock”
What?
I’ve named Z.R. Test’s “Vlad”.
Don’t worry, Baby. I’ll be real gentle.
NO… Doris.
I like using Hoo Haa (for her) and The Store (for me).
“the Little Terrorist”
I prefer tits. Those two Ts make them pointier.
I guess this reveals a little bit of my preference.
Titties are even better. Perkier than tits, and way less droopy than boobs. Melons are right out.
Old girlfiend, my penis was named Mr. Happy.
New Girlfriend, Mr. Peenie. I was a little miffed that it rhymed w/ teeny, but when my asian coworker couldn’t pronounce Panini, and instead called them Peenie’s… well, the name stuck