So, I was having this discussion the other day with my roomate. I named my penis years ago because, well, who better to name my penis? I know him better than anyone else, I spend the most time with him, and I’m pretty sure I care about him more than anyone else out there. Even if we got angry with one another and had a big fight, it’s not like I could just pack up and leave the little guy, so I feel it’s my responsibility to give him a good name.
My roomate doesn’t quite agree. She feels that one’s privates should be named by someone else. To some extent, I can see where she’s coming from…it’s like a badge bestowed upon you; an award of sorts. What better honor than to have someone care enough about your privates to give them a cute name? But still, in my mind, that just opens up a whole bunch of problems. I mean, what happens if you and the namer separate? Then everytime you play with yourself, you’re reminded of someone you’d most likely not like to remember in such a happy environment. And if you move on, what are you supposed to do, just tac the new name onto the old until it’s got a name like British royalty, or just change it constantly, possibly giving it a complex of identity crisis? And what if you don’t even like the name?
So, I’m just curious…who named your privates? Did you name them yourself, or did you allow someone else to name them for you?
(And for those who are wondering, his name is Mr. Personality…because he ain’t gettin’ anywhere on his looks, and his scar gives him character)
I had an ex name my vagina “Kitty”. He named my breasts, as well, but I can’t seem to remember what. However, he, and every guy I’ve been with since, have always referred to them as “the girls”. And one named my rump “Spankalicious Deluxe”.
My first boyfriend told me his dick’s name was “George”. I don’t know why. He just brought it up one day while we were making out pretty heavy in a field. I gave a startled “Oh! What’s that?” He says, “That’s George. You’ll be seeing a lot more of him really soon.” Er. Okay.
I named my ex-fiance’s “Rammstein”. Har har.
And some guys I used to work with were all sitting at the lunch table with us ladies, and we managed to convince them to tell us their names for their dicks. One said “Bob”, one said “Zeus”(“because he’s the king of the Gods, man”), and my personal favourite, “Rodzilla”.
I haven’t named my husband’s yet, and he doesn’t have a name for it, either. I’m still trying to think of something unique, perhaps clever, that suits him to a tee… so far nothing has suited him. And I seem to forget about everything else the moment I see it, anyway
Clarification please: Are you a chyk? CandidGamera implied you were, or possibly I inferred you were.
At any rate, above nickname suggestion is only valid for chyx. I have no name suggestions for d00dz, although I myself have been considering Beware of Dick.
Mine was named by a girl, in a dream I had. There’s some grey area there I’d say. But, the name never really took. Nothing that measured up has taken it’s place.
When I was 16, I named it “John Henry” after the famous “steel-drivin’ man” of folklore. Less than two years later, I was so embarrassed by this that I ceased to call it anything other than “my penis,” which lacks the poetic vibrancy of its previous name, but has the advantage of demonstrating the appearance of maturity on my part.
None of the women who got to know him called him by name. A few years ago, after a “What’s the name of yours?” thread, I called him Big Olaf. Mrs. Nott likes the name just fine.
