This doesn’t really belong in the “euphemisms for the penis” thread…
This morning, my boyfriend/fiancé Jeremy started referring to a “Simon.”
As in, “We’ll see if Simon’s up for it later.”
Or, “Simon’s going to have a lot of work to do later on.”
Or, “Oh, does Simon have a little irritation?”
Finally, I asked, “OK, who the fuck is Simon?”
He said, “Your penis.”
Me: “You’ve named it Simon?”
Him: “Yes.”
“Why?”
“I dunno. It’s just Simon.”
“I guess I can go with that.”
But I need to know… why Simon? I don’t think he’ll tell me. Any ideas? Is it a “Simon Says” thing? Or (::shudder::) could it have something to do with the American Idol judge?
Anyway, meet Simon. Simon wears crewnecks only. I think Simon might be getting a little haircut later on.
Why not Simon? FWIW, I think “Simon” is a cute name for a peepee. Could be worse - he could be called “Earnest,” or “No.” But if you don’t like the name, you should have named it yourownself. My husband didn’t name his, so I named it for him. (Not that you asked, but it’s called “Randy” for short.)
On preview, I must agree with Skip - Nigel seems like a good name, too. But I think “Simon” is perfectly serviceable as a name. Seems to have some personality. Is “Simon” fussy, perhaps, or a bit difficult at times? Does he look good cruising around town in an Aston-Martin?
I decided two years ago that my DogoArgentinopuppy would be named Simon.
Now I’m going to have to spend the next five months trying to forget about scott evil’s penis
Well, considering my first name is Peter, which is already a euphemism for penis, I could see Simon being an extension (insert pun here) of that. And Jer is quite religious.