What do you do when some bully tries to force their way into your lane?

My personal fantasy is one of those with a laser cannon, so I can just vaporize cars that need vaporizing.

Go old testament on his sorry ass? Used to be I’d copy down his plates, look him up on a public data site, get his address, go over during normal work hours and kill his pets. But that became so monotonous given the sheer number. Bullets are spensive! So nowadays I just Turn the other bumper. I’m happier when I get home, sleep better and veterinarians stay employed. Win win win!

No pets were harmed in the making of the post. Geez, just let the stupid SOB in and the quicker you’ll not have to deal with him anymore or set yourself up for some idiotic road rage.

They don’t make Burma Shave signs like they used to. Doesn’t even rhyme…

Thing is I was preparing to move over. As you can see I was moving over at the same time other cars were moving over. I planned on moving in front of the Chevy because there was not much room behind them. As soon as the Chevy moved to the right, the kid gunned it because apparently no one is allowed in front of him. I was going 80 and would not have slowed him down. How was I supposed to expect that he would do this? At least I chose to let him pass instead of cutting him off. Then instead of just going on his way at the same speed, he slowed down next to me and boxed me in for shits and giggles. If he hadn’t felt the need, I would have made the exit easily. And I’m the bad driver.

depends on what I’m driving. Car? let them in and get on with life. Motorcycle? give them a swift kick in the door, then let them in.

Hey, PAL, don’t lecture ME.

I was making a general reply to those who suggested it would be a good idea to get the license plater number, then track that person down. My point is that is was not advisable, joking or not.

Is that all right with you?:dubious::dubious::dubious:

Stop talking and put the dick back in your mouth. I like you better that way.

That was SOOOO intelligent. Is that all you got, schoolyard humor? BEAT IT, punk.