What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor?

Cafe Society
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Give 'im the hair of the dog what bit 'im
But you ain’t caught the dog what bit 'im

But you ain’t seen the rabid biter
Better looking than the Captain’s Daughter!"

Make ‘im sleep wit’ da Captain’s Daughter
What’s so bad about da Captain’s Daughter?
You ain’t seen da Captain’s Daughter
Early in the mornin’

Make 'im kiss the gunner’s daughter **
** “kissing the gunner’s daughter” is being tied to the barrel of the cannon while
they fire it four or five times.

—G!
Yo no soy marinaro
Yo no soy marinaro
se entiende
Soy Capitan
Soy Capitan!
. Richie Valens
. La Bamba
. (Traditional)

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Feed him to the hungry rats, for dinner.

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Make him sing with Oscar Brand…

Bang away, Lulu,
Bang it good and strong,
What in the Hell would the Navy do
If good 'ol Lulu’s gone?

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Send him to the spainish inquisition

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I’ve got to align myself with those taking a rusty razor to the balls. Sorry, sailor.

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Oily in the mornin’.

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Bra-vo. :smiley:

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This drunken sailor isn’t Barnacle Bill the sailor by any chance is he?

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Not unless he’s knocking at your door, no.

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I’m adding this in whenever I sing this in the future.

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The better question is, what do you do with a sober sailor? Very little precedent for that one.

Oh, and scribble on his forehead with a magic marker.

This is one of those songs where the lyrics are unbounded, and everyone present is expected to add a verse or two. If it fits the rhythm and it’s funny, it’s lyrics to the song.

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Kill him and that damned song!

As an ESL teacher, you have people thinking the verb:
Drink, Drank, Drunken

No matter how often you would tell them:
Drink, Drank, Drunk

And of course, every one of them would quote this damned song to prove they were right and you were wrong.

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Not only is that what I’ve heard, but that’s what we sang in choir.

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Use as background music (cassette playing) for an old RCA VHS camcorder video of our boat on Lake Erie.

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Keel haul 'im from stern to starboard.

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…the things you learn on The Dope.

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Think, thank, thunk.

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I chose it because I have no idea what it means, but it sounds really dirty :smiley:

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Throw a giant blue eyeball in his lap. That’ll sober him up fast!

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Feed him some tripe till he heaves all over.