What Shall We Do With a Drunken Sailor?

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
So ear-lye in the mor-ning!

A way hey and up she rises
A way hey and up she rises
A way hey and up she rises
early in the morning…

Pass him a grog and a pail to piss in
Pass him a grog and a pail to piss in
Pass him a grog and a pail to piss in
early in the morning…

Roll him and look for cash?

::hic::

Ream 'im up the arse with a red-hot poker
Ream 'im up the arse with a red-hot poker
Ream ‘im up the arse with a red-hot poker
Early in the mornin’

Tie 'im to the mast un-til he’s sober,
tie 'im to the mast un-til he’s sober,
tie 'im to the mast un-til he’s sober,
E’r…lye in the mor-ning!

Put him in the long boat until he’s sober
Put him in the long boat until he’s sober
Put him in the long boat until he’s sober
Early in the morning…

Way sub[/sub] hey sub[/sub] and up…she rises,
Way sub[/sub] hey sub[/sub] and up…she rises,
Way sub[/sub] hey sub[/sub] and up…she rises,
[sub]urrrrrrp[/sub]
Ear-lye in the mor-nin’.

Put 'im in the scuppers, turn the hose upon 'im,
Put 'im in the scuppers, turn the hose upon 'im,
Put 'im in the scuppers, turn the hose upon 'im,
Ear-ly in the morning

Put him in the bilge and make him bail it
Put him in the bilge and make him bail it
Put him in the bilge and make him bail it
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream.

So fix it dear Henry, dear Hen…

aw crap. Wrong thread.

blindfold him now, and poke 'im at random
blindfold him now, and poke 'im at random
blindfold him now, and poke 'im at random
early in the morning …

(I’m not sure if that follows the rules of the game, but hell, it’s what I’d do! s)

Put him into bed with the Captain’s daughter
Put him into bed with the Captain’s daughter
Put him into bed with the Captain’s daughter
Early in the morning…

No, no, no…it’s:

Give 'im a cup of joe and throw 'im in the shower,
give 'im a cup of joe and throw 'im in the shower,
give 'im a cup of joe and throw ‘im in the shower,
ear-lye in the marnin’!

(and find out later that although he drove your car home and parked it, he doesn’t remember doing it…)

Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker,
Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker,
Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker,
Oily in the morning!

Drop 'im in the Pit, and flame him crispy,
Drop 'im in the Pit, and flame him crispy,
Drop ‘im in the Pit, and flame him crispy,
Ear-lie in the mornin’!

Throw’eminthelongboatandbeathimwithasockfullofquarters,
Throw’eminthelongboatandbeathimwithasockfullofquarters,
Throw’eminthelongboatandbeathimwithasockfullofquarters!
Ear-ly in the morning…

Beat 'im 'bout the head until he understands the meter of this song.
Beat 'im 'bout the head until he understands the meter of this song.
Beat 'im ‘bout the head until he understands the meter of this song.
Ear-lie in the mornin’.