Force him to watch the Olsen twins smirkin’
Force him to watch the Olsen twins smirkin’
Force him to watch the Olsen twins smirkin’
…EARLY IN THE MORNIN’
Sit him on a Chair and say Alkohol is bad 'mkay,
Sit him on a Chair and say Alkohol is bad 'mkay,
Sit him on a Chair and say Alkohol is bad 'mkay,
early in the morning.
PS. are you Alan S. from FF.net?
Shlong in the face and then take pictures.
Shlong in the face and then take pictures.
Shlong in the face and then take pictures.
Ear-lie in the mornin’.
Take 'im in the back and bugger 'im roughly.
Take 'im in the back and bugger 'im roughly.
Take 'im in the back and… sorry… ::Exits with a sheepish grin::
Pitch 'im in the drink and see if he’ll swim,
Pitch 'im in the drink and see if he’ll swim,
Pitch 'im in the drink and see if he’ll swim,
Ear-lye in the morning!
Tie his balls to the mast and raise 'em,
Tie his balls to the mast and raise 'em,
Tie his balls to the mast and raise ‘em,
Early in the mornin’
Tie 'im to the keel and 'haul that sod!
Tie 'im to the keel and 'haul that sod!
Tie 'im to the keel and ‘haul that sod!
Early in the mornin’!
You ain’t seen the Captin’s daughter,
You ain’t seen the Captin’s daughter,
You ain’t seen the Captin’s daughter,
Ear-lie in the mornin’
Talk about gross till 'e vomits.
Talk about gross till 'e vomits.
Talk about gross till ‘e vomits.
Ear-lie in the mornin’.
Place his hand in a bowl of warm water
Place his hand in a bowl of warm water
Place his hand in a bowl of warm water
Ear-lye in the mornin’
Damn!! Let’s try again.
Talk about gross stuff till 'e vomits.
Talk about gross stuff till 'e vomits.
Talk about gross stuff till ‘e vomits.
Ear-lie in the mornin’.
Check him into the Betty Ford Clinic,
Check him into the Betty Ford Clinic,
Check him into the Betty Ford Clinic,
Ear-lie in the mornin’!
Way hey, up he vomits,
Way hey, up he vomits,
Way hey, up he vomits,
Ear-lie in the morning!
Give 'em a choice of soup or salad,
give 'em a choice of soup or salad,
give 'em a choice of soup or salad,
But no house dressing on Wednesdays
Post him a smiley and watch him sputter
Post him a smiley and watch him sputter
Post him a smiley and watch him sputter
Ear-lie in the morning.
::: observes naval aircraft starting strafing run :::
::: paints bullseye on Euty’s back :::
::: ducks and runs :::
Get 'im dolled up in trashy makeup.
Get 'im dolled up in trashy makeup.
Get ‘im dolled up in trashy makeup.
Ear-lie in the mornin’.
Smack 'im in the ass and call 'im “Sally”.
Smack 'im in the ass and call 'im “Sally”.
Smack 'im in the ass and call ‘im “Sally”.
Ear-lie in the mornin’.
Heave him by the leg in a runnin’ bowlin’
Heave him by the leg in a runnin’ bowlin’
Heave him by the leg in a runnin’ bowlin’
Early in the mornin’!
Chorus:
Way hey and up she rises
Way hey and up she rises
Way hey and up she rises
Early in the mornin’!