I have an excellent ability to come through in a clutch situation with a very funny line. It’s a gift, really.
I do not panic and am not a drama queen. ( However, I am an attention whore and I am totally ok with this.)
I am very funny. Not bragging. Just stating facts.
I am great at funerals and hospital bedside visits.
I am a gut writor.
What I like best as I have gotten older how more confident and secure I have become and how instead of being the total pessimist in life,how I have trained my brain to turn it into a positive thing. Not like Jack Handy, but you get the idea.
I’m a good mother (at least that’s what I’m told).
I’m good at my job.
I just got a large bonus for a project I completed a few months ago.
I have nice eyes.
My son loves me.
My husband loves me.
I’m a pretty good cook.
Hehehehe. cackles I’m glad you all liked the website. I didn’t make it, I just think it’s really damn funny. Shirley, we can still be friends, anyway. I can be one of the black people who love you.
… I can read really well.
I’m really good at making fun of people without them realizing it
Sarcasm is my best weapon…
I can shoot a gun better then most people I know
I’m a very loving person. But at the same time, I’m very adaptable, and can adjust that personality to fit a certain situation. In other words, I’m a bit of chameleon when it’s necessary.
Compassionate. I work in the health-care field, but I don’t have to work at being compassionate. I really like that about me.
I can be a friend. I know how to be a friend, because growing up I knew what it was to be friend-less.
Hmm… I’ve been doing far too much self-loathing lately… time for a change. (no matter how hard it may be)
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[li]I read a lot.[/li][li]I remember everyone’s birthdays. (well, almost everyone’s… sorta…) :D[/li][li]I try to listen and be helpful to my friends who are experiencing problems.[/li][li]I’m young at heart… which is a good thing coz of all the kids I know![/li][li]I’m pretty much easygoing most of the time, except when you’ve wronged me or someone I love… then I get nasty.[/li][li]I’m polite and kind to people.[/li][li]I have a fairly good vocabulary.[/li][li]I can make friends fairly easily, and keep them too. :D[/li][li]Kids love me… they hug me, make up nicknames for me, want to talk to me, want to be carried by me, etc.[/li][/ul]
Gee, this feels better already! Wow… great thread idea, Belrix!
*I am a good mother.
*I have a great sense of humor—even am able to laugh at myself most of the time.
*I am generous with my time and my sympathetic ear.
*I am not at all high maintenence—a simple kind word or gesture from someone can carry me through for a long time.
*I am slow to anger and when I do get upset, I try never to take it out on the wrong person—not the type to come home and kick the dog if it’s the boss I’m sore at.
*I smile a lot