Well, it’s too old.
I hate my forehead (big enough to use as a drive-in screen) and my lack of identifiable browbones. My eyes are sorta almond shaped, and while I do not have an epicanthic fold, many many many people ask me if I have an Asian ancestry. This would not bother me, except that I don’t, and I get asked this roughly six times a week.
I’m OK with my bosom, although I liked it better before gravity attacked. Same goes for my backside, which has a nice size and shape, but has gotten a bit dimply. I like my skinny waistline, but somehow I got chubby knees.
I have teeny tiny hands and feet, which I like. They also go well with my teeny tiny stature, which I am not opposed to using to my advantage at times.
HATE my hair.
I like my naturally hairless chest, but I wish I had less chubbiness gathering around my recently formed “spare tire.” Maybe if I had more muscle tone. And if I had better eyesight and blue eyes.
I wonder if gay men have a better sense of their bodies and what they find appealing, or would want to change. Heck, if I were a woman, I’d be able to name a whole freaking list of features to make me ideal.
I’ve been told (many times so it must be true) that i have great legs and butt.
The rest of me?–eh
I’ve got killer legs/butt. Even better, now that I’ve been biking to work daily.
I’ve been told I have “beautiful eyes”.
I think I look good with the whole goatee/shaved head look.
I’ve got a gut that just won’t go away- hell, even in high school, when I was a competitive swimmer, I STILL had the damn thing.
I’ve got a weak chin. That’s what the goatee’s for.
I’ve got an extremely high forehead, and my hair is very thin. That’s what the shaved head’s for.
My skin is very dry. While this means I’ve never really had pimples, it also means that when I get into the water my skin starts disintegrating.
I hate my liver. It just keeps me well stocked in cholesterol.
I hate my metabolism (ok…yeahyeahyeah not technically a body part). I am (truly) one of those people gains weight easily. Not on my normal diet, mind you. But if I go on vacation and therefore eat out more, I gain. This doesn’t happen to my other travelling buddies.
I like my breasts. Nice Cs. The shape could use some improvement, but since I get told sometimes that I have a nice rack…I’m not going to complain too much.
I don’t like my hair. Hate hate hate it. Hate it even more when half the hairdressers and chicks with straight hair I meet say “oh, I wish I could have hair like yours.” Yeah, it’s really fun to have to spend tons of time to get it DECENT.
Like my lips. They’re nice and well-shaped. And they look fan-fucking-tastic with lip gloss.
Hate my ankles. I’ve had trick ankles all my life. They twist for no reason. It makes it hard to skate and stuff. Same with my wrists. That’s about it.
I like my legs. They are pretty strong, because of my cycling background.
I hate my mitochondria. You can’t see them, but I know they’re there. They are lazy and weak, and are what’s ultimately holding back my athletic endurance. Stupid mitochondria…
I just want better vision, that’s all.
I like my skin and hair. My hair is boring and straight but goes back in a nice ponytail in 10 seconds, and my skin is usually clear enough that i dont look in desperate need of make-up when i go to school 3 minutes after I get up in the morning.
I don’t like my big butt and boobs by themselves, but when you see more of the big picture they make the rest of me look thin in comparison.
I like my eyes. I don’t like my whimpy eyelashes that refuse to draw attention to my good eyes.
My nose is just… wrong somehow.
I like my hands. They’re thin and flexable.
I like my sun freckles and tan. I dont care about all of the people who can’t tan who tell me about how horrible my skin will look when i’m older. I don’t care. I’m outside, I can’t help it. I wear sunscreen. I’m not giving up competitive swimming just because me skin won’t be perfect later.
My legs are too short and my knees are ugly.
Dislike: I don’t like my hair much because it’s frizzy most of the time.
I also have a lot of body hair which kinda bothers me. I’m not a big fan of hair. I shave everything but the top of my head which takes 2hrs per week. I could do without that.
I broke my nose a couple of times and that shows. It’s not freakishly out of shape but I’m a perfectionist.
My knees are in need of another surgeory soon. I’ve had an acl repaired (left) and my knee scoped already (again left). Lefty needs to be done again. Granted, this doesn’t show but I still dislike that area of my body. In case anybody is curious, I freestyle ski a whole lot.
Like: My general muscle tone is good. I spend a lot of time working out. I especially like my lats and pecs.
I have a killer ass. Nice and round, not too soft and not too hard.
My face is a nice shape and is a good color. Good jawline…I’m very proud of that.
I like my legs too. They aren’t too thick or too thin.
I have a few moles on my face and various parts of my body that I could do without as well as my pale-white skin which usually burns before I can get any kind of tan color. I wouldn’t mind being a bit thinner but besides that I feel I look better now than I ever have and at this time in my life I get more compliments about my looks than ever before. I attribute that to the way I am on the insideand how that comes through on the outside :).
Well, I could lose this weird roll of flub around my waist - I look like an old man when I sit down, hunched over. My hair could be a little less stringy. I could get rid of the acne. Other than that, nothing much to whine about.
Let me pull out the imaginary mirror because my knees hurt and I don’t want to run upstairs…
This guy looks like he’s in his late twenties unless you get close enough to see the multitude of fine wrinkles and the little bit of silver in his hair and whiskers, he’s really 36. I think he has gotten a little more handsome as he’s aged and doesn’t look so boyish anymore. The auburn hair has the nice natural highlights that people often pay for and the ears are actually pointed.
Now it’s time to take off the clothes, I would suggest wearing sunglasses because this body is really pale and the glare could cause some retinal damage. Ready? Good.
Hmmm… it’s a pretty good build if you like them lean and ripped, the arms are kinda small compared to the pecs and shoulders and the abs look pretty good for a guy who doesn’t do that many sit-ups anymore and seems to be spending more and more of his time chained to a desk. There are a lot of freckles.
The upper legs and butt look good but damn those knees are bony. The muscles are somewhat wasted away due to the aforementioned joint problems. The calves are like the rest of the body with good shape and holy moly those feet are wide.
Penis? Check. Still seems to be working fine with no leaks or erectile difficulties.
Brain? Still humming along despite minor chemical imbalances.
I forgot the hands, they look like they belong on a 60 year old but at least they don’t ache like many of the other joints.
I can live with it.
Likes: my metabolism–I eat as much of anything I want (or as little) and my weight never changes; my brain; my curly hair; my general athletic-ness; my moderate hairyness; my supercharged libido
Dislikes: I need contacts, I have/had allergies, I had to wear braces, I’m fairly short for a guy (5’7"), I’ve recently started suffering from depression, I sunburn easily, and I’ve recently developed a bad neck, which hurts most of the time.
Other than that, I’m ok with things.
Like:
My arse. I have a lovely big arse. I feel sorry for arseless ladies.
My face. I have good bone structure.
a) Eyes. Nice blue-gray colour
b) Lips. Big and nice
My legs. I’ve always had good legs. They were good when I was skinny, and they’re still good now I’m lightly padded. Unfortunately, it’s hard to find trousers to fit my thighs. My thighs are right and the trousers are wrong.
Dislike
My belly. It’s flabby and saggy. I keep trying to do something about it, but when push comes to shove, I like baklava and booze too much.
My double chin. Chin down, I look like a fat sagworth, chin up, I look like a shmoo.
Ambivalent about
My nose. It’s bulbous. But on the other hand, it goes with my profile.
Breasts Somewhat saggy, but look good in bras.
love my eyes
my lips are perfectly porportional, bottom one n top are the right size
i got nice feet, for all u foot-fetish peeps out there, ud fall in love with these puppies
hehehehe
i got nice calves too, nice n muscly, cept in a weak lil shit, so thats all the muscle on me
i HATE my hair, with all the passion in the world
its blonde, i havent had it blonde since 5 years ago, ive dyed it black since, my hair just didnt seem to suit me at all, ud think blonde hair n blue eyes is every girls dream… think again! ever person whos seen me with both hair colors, have agreed with the black hair being the more suitable
hate my boobs
theyre huge, i want them chopped off…im waiting for me to injure my back a bit to claim it for insurance so i can blaim it on my breasts, god damn things
i have no shoulders
cant wear spaghetti strap tank tops because of it, the straps just fall off
one day ill get off my ass n work on the muscle there
love my eyes
my lips are perfectly porportional, bottom one n top are the right size
i got nice feet, for all u foot-fetish peeps out there, ud fall in love with these puppies
hehehehe
i got nice calves too, nice n muscly, cept in a weak lil shit, so thats all the muscle on me
i HATE my hair, with all the passion in the world
its blonde, i havent had it blonde since 5 years ago, ive dyed it black since, my hair just didnt seem to suit me at all, ud think blonde hair n blue eyes is every girls dream… think again! ever person whos seen me with both hair colors, have agreed with the black hair being the more suitable
hate my boobs
theyre huge, i want them chopped off…im waiting for me to injure my back a bit to claim it for insurance so i can blaim it on my breasts, god damn things
i have no shoulders
cant wear spaghetti strap tank tops because of it, the straps just fall off
one day ill get off my ass n work on the muscle there
Like: My face.
Dislike: The rest.
Like :
My feet are pretty.
I have nice eyebrows.
I’ve been told many times that my smile is nice (make others smile too)
Dislike :
My boobs (I’d like small b-cup pert firm ones)
My thighs
My stomach
My hair
Dislike -
Hair - too thin
Breasts- too small
Eyes - very blind and have been wearing glasses for over 10 years. I went to get contacts at the weekend and was told my eyes are very sensitive so I have exercises to do for my next appointment 
Like -
Figure - don’t have to work out to keep thin which I love!
Nose
Lips
Ears
Hands