For me, just mustard and cheese.
What do the rest of you like in your hamburger?
Shouldn’t this be in the BBQ Pit?
Sorry. Couldn’t stop myself, louie.
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Lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayonnaise, barbeque sauce, slice of cheese.
A simultaneous post at this time of night? Golly…I thought I was one of very few lurkers still around…
I’m an insomaniac. Spelling intentional.
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What do I like IN my hamburger?
I’m thinking beef.
I like choice cuts of beef meat in my hamburger. Serloin’s a good choice. You can leave out the soybean filler.
The perfect burger, aka “The Cholesterol Special”:
- At least 1/2 a pound of fine ground cow
- Cooked Medium-Rare (just a hint of salmanella) on an open fire
- On a fresh Kaiser Roll, untoasted
- Three chewy bacon strips
- Melted Cheddar Cheese
- Lettuce
- Tomato
- Grilled or Sauteed Onions
- Black Pepper to taste
Please, no ketchup or mustard. A burger should be sufficiently juicy as to not need such things.
Side item of choice: Big fat freshly beer-battered onion rings.
Yum!
Yer pal,
Satan
Funniefarmer used my joke, so I’ll just be boring and list what I like on my burger:
Toasted bun
lettuce
pickles
cheese
mustard
BBQ Sauce
That’s all I’ve ever needed.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Oooops. I meant funneefarmer.
My bad.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Mustard, ketchup, lettuce, onion. However, on occasion I like to eat a burger plain, especially if it has been grilled. Yum yum.
2 kinds of cheese (take your pick which kinds)
Mushrooms
Fat Free ranch dressing (which seems kind of like ordering a diet coke with a chili dog at this point)
taco sauce
lettuce
tomato
italian dressing mixed in with the pre-cooked meat
It’s good, I swear.
All generalizations suck.
Now I can share my most disgusting thing I ever did. When I was around 8,I used to sample the ground round my mum made burgers with,raw. It taasted good.Really. I wonder how much of a health risk I took!? Anyway,one day I decided to put it in between 2 hershey bars.No,I didn’t eat it,but it always grosses people out when I tell them that. Personally, I used to always pour the Accent on my burgers!
IN my burger? veggies. No beef, or I won’t eat it. Or meat of any kind. Garden Burgers, YUM YUM YUM! ON my veggie burger, I like cheese, ketchup, mayo, lettuce, onion, tomato… and sprouts if ya gottem.
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See Satan’s post. Damn that’s spooky.
The new “sweaty” UncleBeer.
bun… no sesame seeds
burgy
ketchup
bacon
onions
and a cute waiter serving me
We are, each of us angels with only one wing;
and we can only fly by
embracing one another
btw sealemon… congrats on breaking 500 posts
We are, each of us angels with only one wing;
and we can only fly by
embracing one another
What’s spooky, Unc?
1/2 lb. burger, rare
2 slices of American Cheese
Onion
Pickles
Thousand Island Dressing
Oh yeah, and a bun, too.
What’s spooky? I love burgers prepared exactly the same way as the Dark Lord. I’m wondering what other evil lurks in my soul.
Sorry, just another poor attempt at a lame joke. Carry on.
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