What do you like in your hamburger?

For me, just mustard and cheese.

What do the rest of you like in your hamburger?

Shouldn’t this be in the BBQ Pit?
Sorry. Couldn’t stop myself, louie.

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Lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayonnaise, barbeque sauce, slice of cheese.

A simultaneous post at this time of night? Golly…I thought I was one of very few lurkers still around…

I’m an insomaniac. Spelling intentional.

This space for rent.

What do I like IN my hamburger?

I’m thinking beef.

I like choice cuts of beef meat in my hamburger. Serloin’s a good choice. You can leave out the soybean filler.

The perfect burger, aka “The Cholesterol Special”:

  • At least 1/2 a pound of fine ground cow
  • Cooked Medium-Rare (just a hint of salmanella) on an open fire
  • On a fresh Kaiser Roll, untoasted
  • Three chewy bacon strips
  • Melted Cheddar Cheese
  • Lettuce
  • Tomato
  • Grilled or Sauteed Onions
  • Black Pepper to taste

Please, no ketchup or mustard. A burger should be sufficiently juicy as to not need such things.

Side item of choice: Big fat freshly beer-battered onion rings.


Yer pal,

Funniefarmer used my joke, so I’ll just be boring and list what I like on my burger:

Toasted bun

BBQ Sauce

That’s all I’ve ever needed.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Oooops. I meant funneefarmer.

My bad.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Mustard, ketchup, lettuce, onion. However, on occasion I like to eat a burger plain, especially if it has been grilled. Yum yum.

2 kinds of cheese (take your pick which kinds)
Fat Free ranch dressing (which seems kind of like ordering a diet coke with a chili dog at this point)
taco sauce
italian dressing mixed in with the pre-cooked meat

It’s good, I swear.

All generalizations suck.

Now I can share my most disgusting thing I ever did. When I was around 8,I used to sample the ground round my mum made burgers with,raw. It taasted good.Really. I wonder how much of a health risk I took!? Anyway,one day I decided to put it in between 2 hershey bars.No,I didn’t eat it,but it always grosses people out when I tell them that. Personally, I used to always pour the Accent on my burgers!

IN my burger? veggies. No beef, or I won’t eat it. Or meat of any kind. Garden Burgers, YUM YUM YUM! ON my veggie burger, I like cheese, ketchup, mayo, lettuce, onion, tomato… and sprouts if ya gottem.

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See Satan’s post. Damn that’s spooky.

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bun… no sesame seeds

and a cute waiter serving me

We are, each of us angels with only one wing;
and we can only fly by
embracing one another

btw sealemon… congrats on breaking 500 posts

We are, each of us angels with only one wing;
and we can only fly by
embracing one another

What’s spooky, Unc?

1/2 lb. burger, rare
2 slices of American Cheese
Thousand Island Dressing

Oh yeah, and a bun, too.

What’s spooky? I love burgers prepared exactly the same way as the Dark Lord. I’m wondering what other evil lurks in my soul.

Sorry, just another poor attempt at a lame joke. Carry on.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.